Help BFC Stock the Bar

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 4, 2022May 3, 2022

Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That's all very exciting, yes yes, but let's focus on the important thing--I can FINALLY stock my bar. My neglected, nearly drained, and yet still-beloved-despite-largely-being-abstract-for-nigh-a-year bar. For the

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 14, 2021December 14, 2021

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. 10 shipping days until Christmas. It's not like any of us

2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 5, 2021November 5, 2021

My wife's birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her a gift on our doorstep. It was a box of cookies from Crumbl. Thanks for heading my requests on that front, suburban white women who are

2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

Do you people know this place Crumbl? I see they are a national chain of overpriced cookie places. "Oh boy, here comes blaxabbath with his bullshit again," you're all thinking, I'm sure. And you're right! We popped in on one the other day because my wife wanted to bring cookies

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 29, 2021October 29, 2021

I didn't watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean -- look, we'll talk about it more in their Week 12 bye but you've got DeAndre Hopkins checking himself in after being pulled for injury and

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 26, 2021October 26, 2021

An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: "Text needed"? What the hell does that mean? RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY starts sweating. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Okay, Rikki, you can do this. Just write some shit down. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY stares at the keyboard. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [inner monologue] It doesn't have to

2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 22, 2021October 22, 2021

I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I'm not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all down. Mass grave. Done. No -- this isn't A Very Special JJFozz Presents. Still blaxabbath. Anyways, looks like the Browns are for real? You know, this was all foretold back

2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 19, 2021October 18, 2021

Hello all. Week 6 is complete. I saw a fair bit of this football while doing dinner prep on Sunday. Yes, the parents are snowbirding back to Arizona and were good enough to take young blaxito with them for a week at the ranch before I need to yoyo that

2021 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 15, 2021October 15, 2021

Look, I'm tired but I'm also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol' Double-J, I'd rather put up a pile of garbage molded by [holds up two ashy appendages] THESE HANDS! [lowers aforementioned appendages] than go all...well....all...look, John Gruden knows what I'm

2021 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 12, 2021October 12, 2021

These NFL coaches eh? I mean, maybe it's just that the NFLPA has gotten better about deflecting press coverage from their litany of arrests, women-smacking, and drug use. Of course, we're talking like 1,700 rostered players vs 32 head coaches. Anyone care to ask the black players in the league