Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: William Chaloner

The Maestro - January 21, 2021December 27, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always, always secondary to style. If you look good out there, you're gonna feel good out there. And when you feel good - you're gonna make it bigtime.

BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt

Senor Weaselo - January 14, 2021January 13, 2021

Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway, last week we watched Chomp walk, which made it the second robot of the week to have no wheels because Tombstone sliced Slap Box's off. This

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Edwin Rist

The Maestro - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Hi everyone, Hue Jackson's back! Oh boy, have I ever got a good one for you this week. Just input your credit card number now to continue! Pay no attention to the popup ads appearing on your screen, or to the soft yet increasingly present sound of sirens off in the distance.

BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’

Senor Weaselo - January 8, 2021January 8, 2021

Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of procrastination, so sorry if we're late, because I was too lazy to write this between Christmas and New Year's and then started writing at 11:00 local

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Gregor MacGregor

The Maestro - January 7, 2021January 4, 2021

Hi everyone, Hue Jackson here! You may remember me as the former head coach of the Cleveland Browns. Some people claim my 3-36-1 record with the team was a disaster - but if you consider it from my perspective, I considered it an unabashed success in making a fortune from the

BattleBots Beat: Let the Salt Begin

Senor Weaselo - December 24, 2020December 24, 2020

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we learned that Senorita Weaselo's two favorite bots (and two of mine) are a combined 0-2. But hey, the NYC bots are 2-0, and people I've met are 3-0. So, clearly it means something and I am a good luck charm. Right? Anyway,

BattleBots Beat: When Titans Collide

Senor Weaselo - December 17, 2020December 16, 2020

Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o'text that gets written and formatted the day before because it's important to put the pro in procrastination! Anyway last week was the premiere, where Fusion nearly achieved it, Malice still didn't do the D-X Crotch Chop, and

BattleBots Beat: Welcome to BubbleBots

Senor Weaselo - December 10, 2020December 10, 2020

Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary friends, lizard people… we made it. Welcome back to the Beat. I am once again your friendly Senor Weaselo here to once again take you down the rabbit hole that is 250-lb. robots beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other for our entertainment. And their builders' entertainment, for

“Making A Murderer” – A 2020 Packers Preview?

Beerguyrob - September 2, 2020September 2, 2020

For Immediate Release THE NEXT SEASON OF NETFLIX'S HIGHLY ACCLAIMED "MAKING A MURDERER" SERIES WILL FOCUS ON THE EMERGING POSSIBILITY OF MULTIPLE PREMEDITATED MURDERS OCCURRING IN GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN BEFORE THE END OF 2020 Hollywood, CA -- September 2, 2020 -- Making A Murderer, the highly acclaimed Netflix series that focused on

Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - August 20, 2020August 20, 2020

A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter TAWMMY.) SULLY: (Giving up again) Nothin’ tah be done. TAWMMY: (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs