Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y'all slept in. Clemson (-7) at Wake Forest (Noon, ABC) Meaningful ACC footy! Say it ain't so. I can't decide if I want Wake to win (for Atlantic tiebreaker
Fuck You America
Thursday Night Paulin’ Thread
September Stress JV Night Thread
Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread
Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don't care, apart from this weekend's schedule being at least less fucked up (though note that "fashionable" Sky Six sides Chelski, Men Untied, and Filthy Redshite all get the weekend off after their European travels). Partial fuckery beats full fuckery. No
Merry 9/11 Eve! JV NFL Night Thread
This week, it's worth doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj08Ni3tklw Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. Wager accordingly. SillyCuse (-23) at UConn (7:00, CBSSN) Clubhouse Derby! And a resurrection of one of the 1980s greatest rivalries. Just in a sport that neither school much cares about. Southern
“European Hangover?” EPL and Early JV Thread
The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy's schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any international break). Perhaps this will cause a little heartburn for the European contestants, or we won't notice at all. Anyway, none of this is Thomas Tuchel, who
JV Saturday Thread de la Noche
JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest
There's a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread. But don't neglect the hors d'oeveres! NC State (-11.5) at East Carolina (Noon, ESPN) NC State should never, ever play these hillbilly Deliverance extras. ESPECIALLY in Satan's taint (aka Greenville, North Cakalaky). But, because our "leadership"
Shempions Preview – Los Stages de los Gropa! Saturday Morning Footy Thread
Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero
I've told y'all before, but I've never been more certain - Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24. Neal Goddamned Maupay. Jesus wept, and then took Mr. RazoUr Blade down the tracks. No, we don't go for attention around these parts. Anyway, this is a real banger of a tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqN9flclRio In
Will They Or Won’t They? Substitute Teacher TNF Scrimmage Thread
One entertaining facet of our new 3-game scrimmage schedule - some teams treat this as a dress rehearsal (nods in Grumblelord), while others could not MOAR plainly just give zero fucks (HAI, Donks WOO!!!). I have not followed any of tonight's foursome enough to predict usage patterns, but let's talk
