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Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our…
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Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Yes, we get the Prem back this weekend, to go along with a fairly killer set of JV ball. It’s (momentarily) good to be…
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A Week After the Storm – Footy Abundance Thread
Last week, we had the titanic clashes. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols trying to hang onto an incredible win at City of Men – who were…
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Closing Out September 2024 Lesser Footy Style
Are you back, and ready for MOAR? Fucking of course y’all are. First, an obligatory weather note: City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri)…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 4 and AFL Finals Week Three!
The AFL Grand Final is set, the AFLW schedule is crowded as fuck, and this DFO’er is still disappointed at this week’s results. Let’s…
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Even MOAR JV NFL – 21 Sept 2024 Night Thread
Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN) The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years…
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Just Another Sabado de los Footy
I have no overarching theme this week. Keep those brains turned off and treat yo’self. Fronk’s Hammers welcome Our Brand Is Crisis Chelski (7:30, USA), quite…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 3 and AFL Finals Week Two!
Two more teams got eliminated, the AFLW is still unpredictable as fuck, and a certain DFO’er is probably still pissed. Let’s see what happened.…
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Terribad Nighty-Night Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. The late slate gets even worse. Please to not shoot teh messenger. Or do, y’all be y’all. Ole Miss (-21)…
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Footy Aplenty – Morning Thread
Welcome back, dearest Premiership. Wake and bake, if you so choose, with Men Untied away to Sham Town (7:30, USA). Probably not much in…