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Frozen Hades-Scape Saturday Pre-Footy Thread
As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…
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Wake Me Up When Dyche Gets the Sack (Saturday Open Thread)
WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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Sunless Saturday Early Thread
We have no Prem action (not that I’d watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will…
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WBALLS – Uptempo Depression!
Following in the heels of last week’s Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while…
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WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!
That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You’re tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all,…
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Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!
Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We’ll have PLAYOFFS come 13…
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Saturday De-motivational #1
Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! Yeah, no…
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Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024
Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1)…
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JV NFL to End November 2024
Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan…
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