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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season
Hippo is of two minds. There is nothing left in our world worth fighting for. Small-l liberal democracy is dead andburied, or at least…
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Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of…
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Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve…
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Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan’s got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30,…
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November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can’t even get a full, distracting slate of…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our…
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Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Yes, we get the Prem back this weekend, to go along with a fairly killer set of JV ball. It’s (momentarily) good to be…
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A Week After the Storm – Footy Abundance Thread
Last week, we had the titanic clashes. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols trying to hang onto an incredible win at City of Men – who were…