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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Grotesque JV NFL Finale Thread
I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…
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Placeholder Saturday Thread
What’s new in the world, one might ask. Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and…
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Frozen Hades-Scape Saturday Pre-Footy Thread
As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…
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Wake Me Up When Dyche Gets the Sack (Saturday Open Thread)
WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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Sunless Saturday Early Thread
We have no Prem action (not that I’d watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will…