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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…

I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…

What’s new in the world, one might ask. Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and…

As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…

WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…

I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…

We have no Prem action (not that I’d watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will…

Following in the heels of last week’s Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while…

That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You’re tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all,…

Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We’ll have PLAYOFFS come 13…