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Catler Day Open Thread
Oh dear Sweet Baby Jeebus, so many things in the (sweltering, unpleasantly musty) June air that I doooooonnnnn’t caaaaaarrrrre about: Infantino’s public display of…
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A Falling Out That Doesn’t Involve A Helicopter Over The Ocean? BOOOO! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Let’s get right in there shall we? These kindergarten-level personal dynamics must be explained to the people! Petulant Shitheads Alert: Of course it was just…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 12 Recap!
This week, we had 7 games due to the byes. Next week, we’ll have 8 as the byes continue. That’s weird, right? Let’s get…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 11 Recap!
This week, we had 9 games. Next week, we’ll have 7 as the byes start. What else happened this week? Let’s get to it!…
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Wrapping Up English Footy 2024-25
All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 10 Recap!
Apologies for last week. I totally screwed the pooch on that one. Hopefully, this week makes up for it. Let’s get to it! ***…
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Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters
Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President’s bitchy attitude afterwards),…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 8 Recap!
This week, we had probably the Game of the Year and it wasn’t the one we expected. There were other things that happened. Let’s…
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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering
Something pretty amazing happened last night. I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings. Down…
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May – Lesser Footy, Greater Boredom
At least the Barca/Inter Shempions matchup has been bonkers and captivating. I can recall stanning for Denzel Dumfries in a “which right back should…