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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 5 Recap!
This week, we have only two undefeated teams left, only two winless teams, and a whole lotta uncertainty in the middle. Let’s get to…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!
This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let’s get to it! *** The…
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A Farewell To (the) Broom – Thread of HonoUr
The uncomfortable wait is over – Kevin the Broom has announced that he will depart City of Men. Turns out, even he can’t overcome…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 3 Recap!
This week, we found out that Hawthorn is really good, West Coast continues to be really bad, and St. Kilda probably doesn’t suck as…
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Flacco Eight Weekend
Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 2 Recap!
This week, we had a couple of upsets. Teams are starting to figure out who they are and adjusting to the start of the…
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Let The Smadness Begin – The DFO 2025 NCAA Basketball Playoffs Preview
Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for…
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Conference Tourney VOID Day Thread
Hello, everyone. Everything is still more than a bit shit, but I got to enjoy the schadenfreude of the Redshite filth blowing their lead…
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Updates From The VOID – Saturday Open Thread
Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…