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HAWT David Moyes Morning Action
Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…
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“Go Read a Book” Saturday Thread
Seriously, y’all. I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver. Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux
I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…
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Another Year, Another FA Cup Weekend
Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…
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Glances Askance at the 2025 Season
I don’t want to talk about the Footy today, so let’s talk FITBAW instead. As we’ve all very quickly learned in 2025/The Darkest Timeline…there…
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Europa League final day!
Good day to you! It’s the final day of The Europa League so let’s do the laziest preview possible preview of the final day.…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…