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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!

This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let’s get to it! *** The…

The uncomfortable wait is over – Kevin the Broom has announced that he will depart City of Men. Turns out, even he can’t overcome…

This week, we found out that Hawthorn is really good, West Coast continues to be really bad, and St. Kilda probably doesn’t suck as…

Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky…

This week, we had a couple of upsets. Teams are starting to figure out who they are and adjusting to the start of the…

Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for…

Hello, everyone. Everything is still more than a bit shit, but I got to enjoy the schadenfreude of the Redshite filth blowing their lead…

Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…

The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL tried last year and they’re doing it again. In the ten…

Do you have anything of interest to say? I sure as shit do not. Finished “The Crossing” last week. Giving myself a bit of…