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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 8 Recap!
This week, we had probably the Game of the Year and it wasn’t the one we expected. There were other things that happened. Let’s…
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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering
Something pretty amazing happened last night. I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings. Down…
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May – Lesser Footy, Greater Boredom
At least the Barca/Inter Shempions matchup has been bonkers and captivating. I can recall stanning for Denzel Dumfries in a “which right back should…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 7 Recap!
This week, we had some mild upsets plus some beatdowns. Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 7 Results…
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Competitive Dart Tossing* – NFL Draft Day Three Thread
There is also various Lesser Footy, but Hippo likely be the only fool deliberately waking up at 7:30 EST for Chelski/Toffees (USA). It’s all…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 6 Recap!
This week, we had an extra game on an extra day. Who knew Easter Monday was a thing? Let’s get to it! *** The…
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Monday Night Open Thread – the Dust Bowls of my Mind
This song always makes me think of just getting lost in your own world and time passing you by. That is my interpretation, and…
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Pre-Draft Saturday Meanderings
As Horatio mentioned earlier this week, I too have pretty much no thoughts on the 2025 Draft. Is it because the QBs are so…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 5 Recap!
This week, we have only two undefeated teams left, only two winless teams, and a whole lotta uncertainty in the middle. Let’s get to…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…