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Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one’s excitement, or at least cover one’s tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 22 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost AGAIN and now maybe I’m ready to agree that the wheels are falling off. They have a tough game…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – a nuanced discussion
Evening all. Fine evening, if you find the proper nuance to flavor your perception. No, I am not stoned when I am writing this…
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EFL Just Not Prem Opening Weekend
For those of y’all as starved for sportsball as Hippo? Find CBSSN on your cable box and maybe even dust off Paramount+ on your…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 21 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost again and all of a sudden people are trying to say the wheels are falling off. Easy there, AFL…
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Sprots Desert – Oasis in the Distance Thread
We had the stupid Hall of Fame game a few nights back, which I managed to get all the way through Q1. Huzzah for…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 20 Recap!
This week, Rivalry Week kinda fizzled out as the good teams won and the bad teams lost. That means the Finals picture is clearer.…
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Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread
Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 19 Recap!
This week, the Finals picture got a little more muddied. Port and Sydney are within striking distance as the teams in the bottom of…