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Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan’s got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30,…
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November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can’t even get a full, distracting slate of…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our…
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Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Yes, we get the Prem back this weekend, to go along with a fairly killer set of JV ball. It’s (momentarily) good to be…
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A Week After the Storm – Footy Abundance Thread
Last week, we had the titanic clashes. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols trying to hang onto an incredible win at City of Men – who were…
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Closing Out September 2024 Lesser Footy Style
Are you back, and ready for MOAR? Fucking of course y’all are. First, an obligatory weather note: City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri)…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 4 and AFL Finals Week Three!
The AFL Grand Final is set, the AFLW schedule is crowded as fuck, and this DFO’er is still disappointed at this week’s results. Let’s…
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Even MOAR JV NFL – 21 Sept 2024 Night Thread
Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN) The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years…