Insane Shit

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Stray Dog

The Maestro -
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Jim, what's the deal with you these days? Why haven't you been up working out with me at 4 in the morning like we normally do? Ah, Johnny, it's the damn dogs. Wife thinks she's got corona, so it's been up to me to take 'em out for walks. No excuse,

Your “Jeebus It’s Friday The 13th Again?!?!?” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus -
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See, this wouldn't have happened if it weren't for the stupid leap year thing.  Criminy. I've got a lot to say.  But I'm not gonna. Leap year can go suck my nuts. As can Covid-19. I'm not dead.  I have food.  And water.  I just put some plants in the ground.  I have shotgun

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Pastry War

The Maestro -
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[source] I'm concerned about all my guys' offseason training regimes, Jim. I don't think they're listening. John, it's always harder with the pro guys. At least you can always have the looming possibility of scholarship loss if your guys don't follow along the menu of pure grizzly bear blood and raw eggs. You

Your “tWBS Depresses You Again And Then Saves It By Posting Photos Of Partially Nekkid Wimminz” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus -
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I'm in a really bad mood.  Fair warning for what you are about to read.  Close your browser now if you don't have the stomach for it. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8xqyoZXCc I love women.  I mean not like that.  Well not ONLY like that.  I mean....  NO YOU SHUT UP. What I'm about to type out? 

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Great Emu War

The Maestro -
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Hey, John - you know anything about emus? Big, dumb, stupid, but fast. Kinda like your average Raiders draft pick at receiver, I guess? OK, good to know. I once heard from one of my spies monitoring Urban Meyer that he was thinking about recruiting one for special teams. I'm kinda thinking

Dave Is Alive!!!! He’s Alive!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus -
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But there are some folks at the Walmart Automotive Jerkoff Center who might not be soon. So, as you all already know, Dave's battery took the long walk off the short pier about  a month ago.  So, I had the battery replaced.  Even checked the little book to make sure it

Your “The Space-Time Continuum Is Annoying” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus -
126

Seriously, it really is.  And I'm gonna tell you why. Well, it's the last weekend of February already.  Can you believe that?  I can't.  Even still, however, it should be the last DAY of February today, but we arbitrarily add a 29th day every four years, which comes tomorrow of course. 3

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Transnistrian War

The Maestro -
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Jim, I want to cut you a deal. Next time we have a family touch football game, I promise I won't chop-block you in the kidneys... Deal. ... more than four times. John, if that's the kind of deal we're brokering, I promise I won't steal your gallbladder and pancreas when you have