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The D of S, Cerchio Nove
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…
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A Dark and Foggy Night
It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…
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Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.
image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: “Dude! There you are!” [another man staggers…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 10: Henry III’s Polar Bear
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Cerchio Otto
Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that’s not a British adjective it’s literally a waterfall created out of a river of…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Grand Final Recap
This week… We have our 2020 Premiers! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! As I said when I woke up on Saturday morning…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXV
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 9: Lord Uxbridge’s Leg
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Cerchio Sette
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds…