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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 13: Soot-Covered Geese
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVII
Obligatory: That is a wonderful movie. I don’t know how you could have made it through the 90s and not seen that movie, but…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 12: The Depression Police
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue
Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I’ve got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time!…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI
The last two weeks have been… eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that’s not my favourite…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 11: The Exploding Corpse
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Cerchio Nove
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…
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A Dark and Foggy Night
It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…