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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is back! I do apologize for not getting it up last week. This kind of thing never happens to me, I…
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An Old Friend Comes Home
INTERIOR – SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA – SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic]…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 5: The Battle of Fishguard
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Cerchio Due
Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 4: On Whale Sovereignty
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Cerchio Uno
Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter’s gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXI
Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
