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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 3: Henry I and the Eel Dinner
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The D of S, Prologue
Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 2: George II and Dying On the John
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…
