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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Operation Mockingbird
Editor’s Note: This post originally ran in April 2018. In light of recent events, we thought it was appropriate to rerun it and remind…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVIII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone…
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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview
A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK to its normal schedule, at least for awhile. There is going to be another “Festival of Footy” in Australia,…
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Brady Bunch in the Bay – The Buccaneers 2020 DFO Preview
Our 2019 Tampa Bay preview focused on the team’s nickname and the crab-filching faltching felching stealing quarterback. Well, seasons change, people change, but Tampa…
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25 Questions About…
This amazing picture that was posted on Sharkbait’s Limoncello post on Friday morning: There is a lot going on here. Of course, this picture…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVI
Yes, I know it’s Tuesday and Eventual Balls Thoughts usually posts on Mondays. Well, the 33 games in 20 days thing that the AFL…
