Hey Johnny. Hey Jimbo. You look different this week. You like it? New haircut. Wanted to get it a tiny bit shorter, so that I could improve my ultrasonic hearing abilities. Important for planning those off-season nighttime raids. How right you are, brother of mine. Night vision goggles are for pussies, after all. Remember
Insane Shit
DFO Hate week continues: The Modern American “Muscle” Car.
Yeah, I'm gonna vent. Maybe borderline hate here. What the everloving fuckall is this fucking shit? This? VVVRRROOOOM! I am the fiercest vehicle in my suburban block house stucco encrusted beige apartment building and everybody fears me! They see my matte finish and my fierce pre-fab "ready to be broken the second I bump into
Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself. Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are
Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Oaken Bucket
Your “Stand Tall” Friday Evening Open Thread
Normally I am more attracted to petite girls. But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking... yeah ok, fine by me. Let's do this. Never happens, though. Most tall girls don't like it when they're taller than their date. Trust me. Meh, you can't have everything. Climbing
Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Pork & Beans War
Your “Second Verse…” Friday Evening Open Thread
Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Golden Stool
Your “The Playoffs Are Near” Friday Evening Open Thread
Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread
Only a few days left until we get to our "Year of Hindsight". 2020. Get it? OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!! (ok fine...never mind) Anywhoooooo.... Thank youse to BrewChuggingDonnie and Señor Weaselo for sitting in for me the past two Fridays. The timing was good. Serendipity is a good thing sometimes. But not always.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYYByavam-0 But
Your “Mele Kalikimaka” Christmas Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyS26sqH1WM I wouldn't mind being in Hawaii right now, truth be told. I wouldn't be freezing my ass off. But I'm not in Hawaii. And I AM freezing my ass off. I just finished wrapping a bunch of crap for people who won't appreciate it. I'm still fighting with a company which still
