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Your “Mele Kalikimaka” Christmas Evening Open Thread
I wouldn’t mind being in Hawaii right now, truth be told. I wouldn’t be freezing my ass off. But I’m not in Hawaii. And…
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Your “Christmas Eve Is A Pain In The Backside” Open Thread
Seriously. It really is. I thought I got all my stuff done weeks ago. I was wrong. I’m cooking today. Cooking a lot of…
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The Friday Evening Pre-Christmas Open Thread Post
Welcome to my last post of the year. I asked Seamus if he wouldn’t mind switching with me, and he readily agreed since it’s…
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Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread
NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Your “In No Way Was This Prepped Before The Weekend” Christmas Day Open Thread
Any errors in coverage are simply a result of Roger Goodell seeking to ruin my preparation in favour of the Patriots. Game Previews: Pittsburgh…
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Your DFO Christmas Morning Open Thread
Good morning Commentists. It’s your old pal Beerguy here this morning. Since the majority of us are nogging it up this morning, until the…
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San Diego’s Greetings: A Very BOLTMAN X-Mas
EXTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM FIELD – X-MAS EVE As the sun sets on the city of San Diego, a lone figure walks from the…