Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread

King Hippo - December 2, 2023December 1, 2023

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Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy - which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No Early Bird fixture, nice of the Prem to be considerate of how late we had to stay up to watch the last PAC-tion title game. Arsenal hosting

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, I Didn’t Burn Apartment Weaselo Down!

Senor Weaselo - November 29, 2023November 29, 2023

Hermana Weaselo was supposed to come over Thursday morning and we were going to make the meats together, with Madre Weaselo's general recipe. But then she wasn't feeling great, so she had to back out and wait to come with the rest of the family Weaselo. And I have

Last Full JV Night Thread

Lesser Sports

King Hippo - November 25, 2023November 22, 2023

Man, am I ever going to miss this feeling. Of having the multitudes for FITBAW sustenance. But for every season, yada yada. As Sir Anthony Hopkins (as CS Lewis) said in Shadowlands, the sorrow now is part of the joy then. That was a really good moviefilm. Ballsy: It will not surprise

Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy

King Hippo - November 25, 2023November 22, 2023

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I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fk2aLY07o Fuck, ain't that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we've got FOOTBALL to watch. City of Men take on the filthy Redshite, bright and early (7:30, Peacock). YMMV, but I can't really bear to watch. Robins Hood and Trashbirds get the

CFL Beat: Your 2023 Season Wrap-Up

The Maestro - November 23, 2023November 22, 2023

Another season, another end-of-year wrapup. As cliché as it is to write this, the CFL genuinely did leave their best for last, with a barn-burner of a Grey Cup game that provided all of us with a thrilling ending! Before the recap, we'll lead off with the final round of

Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews

King Hippo - November 18, 2023November 17, 2023

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There is no Premiership action this morning. Hope you remembered to sleep in. This Autumn has been interesting for Hippo, to say the least. Denver started 1-5. Everton had one point at the first international break. NC State...was doing NC State things, losing at home twice (ND and Louisville), and getting

CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup

The Maestro - November 16, 2023November 14, 2023

It's the final weekend of CFL action. I'll miss Canadian football when it's done, of course - but I have so much to do between now and May 2024 that I feel like I'm barely going to have time to catch my breath. Timing this week's column with my report

Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning

King Hippo - November 11, 2023November 9, 2023

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I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off. But that's ok, I do all my shit from home so we might just have lots of "client development" time entries. Y'all could be clients some day (well, the ones with the worst

CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals

The Maestro - November 9, 2023November 8, 2023

We're down to the final three games of the 2023 CFL season - I certainly hope we have some entertainment left here. I can't think of a better way to celebrate turning 31 this weekend - hope you join me in double-screening your football Sunday! In league news this week: It's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A “WW” BattleBots Beat Preview

Senor Weaselo - November 8, 2023November 8, 2023

Yeah, so due to life getting in the way, and aftermaths of life getting in the way, I admittedly didn't watch any of the Sin City Slugfests. (The great Phil Rizzuto would mark it as WW for "wasn't watching.") And that's why no BattleBots Beats these last few weeks. But,

4 November Evening Glory

King Hippo - November 4, 2023November 2, 2023

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Oh my cats, y'all. Hope you got a nap in, and/or have some trucker speed on hand. DELICIOUS late slate ahoy! Ballsy: I recommend Monster although I am really enjoying Celsius recently. Seems healthier? Kansas (+2.5) at Iowa State (7:00, ESPN) Could definitely be the sleeper matchup of the day. Rock Chalk fresh

November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza

King Hippo - November 4, 2023November 2, 2023

Nut cuttin' time is here, y'all. Also, I apologize in advance for next week's stupid international break. Don't forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates who have assembled in Las Vegas! Mighty Whitey (fresh off a midweek Caribou triumph) get reeling Men Untied (fresh off a home spanking by Geordie Arabia's B