Your “How Did I Get Here?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8 NFL Nuggets: Today's trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he's a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32 million hit if he's released or traded. Josh Norman. He's just too expensive, and Washington can draft cheaper options. Jameis Winston. Sure, he just had LASIK,

The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Conference weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 23, 2020January 23, 2020

NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation - Eli Manning has retired. It will be formally announced at a special press conference on Friday, after Eli & Daniel finish their final sleepover in The Meadowlands. After 16 seasons & one "fuck you" to the Spanos family, Eli hangs up

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 22, 2020January 21, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread

Beerguyrob - January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

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(I've used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It's both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn't working. NFL Notes: Tom Brady is stirring the pot to see what the Patriots will do. The final two years of Brady's contract will automatically void on the first

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 17, 2020January 16, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what i found from said game sheets. For those keeping track

Your “Don’t Hand Me No Lines” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

NFL Notes: kind of quiet in advance of the games Agent Drew Rosenhaus has conditionally terminated his relationship with Antonio Brown. He has gone through the process of informing the league and the NFLPA, so as not to risk damage to his ability to work with both in the future.

Your Wednesday Evening Snow Day Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

NFL Nuggets: Panthers LB Luke Kuechly is retiring after eight seasons. Given all the injuries, it's really been about six actual playing seasons. Which kinda, sorta explains why he's out. It's not like his contract had expired either, as Kuechly had two years remaining on his deal in Carolina and is

Your “Know Your Strengths” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

NFL Noise: The Browns have officially hired (now) former Vikings OC Kevin Stefanski as their new head coach. It's a five-year deal, terms undisclosed. It's worth noting that he's the fifth head coach since Jimmy Haslam bought the team in 2012. But they are no longer paying Hue Jackson, so