Your “Spring Break For Some” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Retired: (voluntarily) Haloti Ngata - after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles. Max Unger -  after 10 seasons with the Seahakws & Saints. Retired: (involuntarily): Vontaze Burfict - after 7 years with the Bengals. Actually, six years, given all the suspensions. Still playing: (surprisingly) Ryan Fitzpatrick

Your “Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail” Thursday Evening Open Thread

The district was short people this morning, so I got called in. Apologies for the haphazard presentation, but earning extra Spring Break drinking money will always take priority. NFL Nuggets: As expected, Blake Bortles & his lifetime 24-49 record were released by the Jags Tuesday evening. He's sure to latch on

Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Free agency: Le'Veon Bell to the Jets - 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] - 2 years/$8 million Earl Thomas to the Ravens - 4 years/$55 million. The Ravens play in Seattle this coming season. Mark Ingram to the Ravens - 3 years/$15 million.

Your “It’s All Garbage” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Free agency updates: late-Monday:   Tyrann Mathieu to the Chiefs - 3 years/$42 million. Terrell Suggs to the Cardinals - one year/$7 million Tuesday: (up to 6:00PM ET) CJ Mosley to the Jets for $85 million ($51 million guaranteed) over 5 years. Sheldon Richardson to the Browns for three

Your “Why Don’t Stupid People Know They’re Stupid?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It sounds like the Raiders are pushing hard for Antonio Brown. Lord knows they've got spare first-round picks. John Gruden got off his knees long enough to say, "He’s the hardest working man, I think, in football," Gruden said. "Hardest working player I’ve ever seen practice, and I’ve

Your “It’s Really Kind of Quiet, If I Don’t Find Things That Interest Me” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Franchise tag update: The Texans have tagged Jadeveon Clowney. The difficulty lies in how to clarify his "tag", since he is listed as "DE/OLB". The defensive end tag sits at $17.128 million for one year. The linebacker tender is worth $15.443 million. Early Combine reports are that the Cardinals