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Your Sloppy First Slate

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As promised, I'm completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To The Games! Bears/Bengals: Maybe stream rook tight end Loveland in this spot? Cincy's D is a known trashterpiece that gives up more yards to that position than any other

Sexy Friday – 20251031

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TGIF!  DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing else of import is on this evening. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about doctors. Wait, let's talk about patients. First: Puppies! Interested in botox injections and wrinkle-reductions? Too bad

Your Halloween Eve NFL Football Game Thread

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Will there be tons of shots of "oh-so-crazy" fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your "Sexy Ref" outfit there'll be! Flotsam and Jetsam: -WTH Broncos?: Is there a severe shortage of viable tight ends out there in the marketplace? Denver signed 41 year-old Mercedes Lewis. For what? He was

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

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Of course there's a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone raises their hands] Fallout: -Feelin' HOT, HOT, HOT: That would be the butts of Dallas DC Eberflus and Cincy's Al Golden. The Cowboys have given up 250 points

Last But Not Least

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Not a bad tilt to end the proceedings. Let's do it. To The Game! Packers/Steelers: -Huzzah! The pettiest of man child's (menchildren?) meets the team that ran him out of town, -Green Bay is favored by three? Huh. Love's play last week vs the Cards was a bit wonky in that he only threw

Good Things Come In Threes?

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Not much to be done by Shield as far as offerings are concerned in this window given the number of teams on bye. We'll let this one pass. To The Games! Bucs/Saints: Tampa is only getting 3.5? Pshaw! For the sake of my fantasy squadoo I hope that Baker returns to form after

The Slate of Foregone Conclusions

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Many of these tilts seem to be straightforward in their end results so I guess with my history it'll be "Upset Day". Sigh. I'm exceptionally lousy this year in all things footballing and there's so much of the season still to come. Ugh. To The Games! Fins/Falcons: Please interview Tua mid-game on the

Sexy Friday – 20251024

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TGIF! Look at Fox over here spreading more fake news. They say a baseball game is happening tonight even though everyone knows the season ended last Monday. DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about a guy named Ty Warner. Ty worked a sales job for