Scoregasm Alert! Your Rams/Lions Wildcard Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 14, 2024January 14, 2024

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Moving along. We've got more work to do. To The Game! Rams/Lions: -Look at that gorgeous 51.5 O/U! Just as long as it's not done by one team though. (Final Score 9-3) -Please Stop: Much will be made of the qb matchup but these fellas have played against one another already. (But it's the playoffs!,

Wild Card Weekend Boogaloo: Packers/Cowboys Edition

scotchnaut - January 14, 2024January 14, 2024

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Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I'm sure they are. Let's go. To The Game! Packers/Cowboys: -Huh. I didn't realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the

Fetch Your Parkas! Are You Ready For Some Frozen Football?

scotchnaut - January 13, 2024January 13, 2024

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The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats and your warmest pantaloons-she's going to be chilly. To The Game! Fins/Chiefs: -TYREEK REVENGE GAME ALERT: You'll hardly hear anything about this. -Frickin' K.C. is playing their 15th straight home

It’s That Time-Your First Playoff Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 13, 2024January 13, 2024

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Welcome, welcome fans of the NFL. Not so long ago this would be a game that you would consciously avoid were it a regular season tilt but the times have indeed changed and I think coaches Stefanski and Ryans are the primary reasons. Houston's GM gets a little credit as

Sexy Friday – 20240112

Mr. Ayo - January 12, 2024January 12, 2024

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TGIF! Hope you all survived African American Monday and are ready for the playoff weekend. Make sure you have access to Peacock for tomorrow's night freezer tilt. Survival - Personal Edition Here's the scenario: You're engaged and getting ready to be married. The only issue, your relationship with the future in-laws is

That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About

scotchnaut - January 11, 2024

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I guess it's fallen to me for now to throw some garbage thoughts together in the name of content so I'm just going to "spaghetti to the wall" it and see what happens. Stuff: Injury Alerts: Hurts hasn't thrown a ball yet. Is the finger dislocated or fractured? I don't know. But I

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

This Was Supposed To Be Another Win. In. Post. And Then The Jags Lost. Open Thread!

scotchnaut - January 7, 2024January 7, 2024

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Week 18 isn't fantasy friendly that much but it does deliver on the Wrapping Things Up front, I'll give it that. Strouding proudly into the playoffs are the Texans. You could sorta, kinda see it as their rookie qb showed that he was beyond his years and adapted even as

I’ll Have Another Round-Another Round of Football!

scotchnaut - January 7, 2024January 7, 2024

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Dry January was four long days for me. Can you believe it's February already? Time sure does fly. To The Games! Seahawks/Cards: Seattle needs a W and a Green Bay L to slip in by the wrinkled skin of Coach Carroll's teeth. But Arizona is such a bizarre team-all of their wins are

So Many Games. So Many Scenarios. Your NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 7, 2024January 7, 2024

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It would be exhausting to go through all of them and they've already been covered by some fine folks earlier in the week so I'll try to keep that stuff to a minimum. To The Games! Bucs/Panthers: The game plan should be simple-put in-over-his-head Bryce Young under pressure and watch the turnovers follow.

Win? In. It’s That Simple. Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 6, 2024January 6, 2024

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I'm quite sure this is the very first time I've ever been on a Team Texas but they are a great story. No doubt my Sillycuse, Senators and Giants allegiances will not cause them to fall flat on their faces. To The Game! Texans/Colts: -The first tilt between these two in week two

Steelers! Ravens! Sleet! Freezing Rain! Snow! Open Thread!

scotchnaut - January 6, 2024January 6, 2024

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So they're saying the weather might make this an even uglier game than expected. I'm not anticipating much in the way of scoring here but perhaps it'll end up being entertaining in other ways. To The Game! Steelers/Ravens: -Masonic Rules: Rudolph has done the unlikely-he's been just good enough. Wins over Cincy and