Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so's I can moiderize 'em?

This is (surprisingly) not a WVU update.  The [REDACTEDS] have slapped the franchise tag on Captain Kirk Cousins: http://www.[*Redacted] s.com/news/article-1/Explaining-Kirk-Cousins-Exclusive-Franchise-Tag/0941d6f9-2744-4191-b421-c02004104c4d   I wonder if he likes that?

DO IT, BRONCOS!  DO IT!

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Sometimes, one and done is better....Irving recently reiterated his belief that the Earth is flat. (NOT a joke)

Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were, rightfully, all over the refs for totally obvious calls for Burnley. They had a legit red and PK for a hand waved off, and the Red Imps

Hey guys, we are having an influx of Russians trying to gain access to good old DFO. I'm having to approve by hand, so if you would, after you fill out the joiner form, email me at [email protected] to let me know you aren't going to try to spam our

Who gives a shit???????  He made more money than me last year. Screw you Bryce Harper. Screw you Scott Boras. Sincerely, tWBS

Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids.  They are no longer a priority to the Republican party.  You can't abort them, can't get welfare after being forced to have them, can't afford the insurance for them, and now you can't educate them properly. GOOD FUCKING LUCK PARENTS

Hey guys, my birthday is next week.  If you've ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation in DFO's name to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU or any of the awesome organizations working to help people right now.  Or send scotch.