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PLEASE. STOP. SCREAMING. Your 2025 Academy Awards Open Thread
Good evening, and welcome to the 97th Academy Awards. Conan O’Brien couldn’t make it because he’s actually hosting the Oscars, so you get me…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Hargobind Tahilramani
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We’re into June! Football gets ever closer with every…
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Oscars 2019 Preview and Open Thread: We Got to Move These Acclaimed Motion Pictures. We Got to Move These Short Nominees.
Welcome to Oscars Evening, Commentists! I’m back, and I’ve got some more capital-T Takes on these awards, specifically the prestige categories, the short films,…
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Oscars 2019 Preview: I Have Eaten The Polar Bears That Were In Your Ice Cap
Happy Oscar weekend! In past years, I know, I’ve spread this out a little more, but there were a few key films I had…
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Oscar Night 2018 Open Thread
Good evening, Commentists! It’s Oscar night, and I’m here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Prestige Award Lightning Round
I did it. I had to go to two different theaters yesterday because the one I went to first was having “events” of some…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Salute Your Shorts
The animated features and short films are, collectively, some of my favorite awards-season categories. There’s almost always something in there that’s as good as…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake
Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I’m cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here’s a status update: I have three more feature films…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Awards for Nerds
Good afternoon, Commentists. We’re a week from Oscar night, and and my plan was to cover all the “technical categories” today, but that was…