Sexy Friday – 2024019

TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you're properly hydrated and rested. Survival - Personal Edition Pets are great. But pets also die. Let's go through the logistics of dealing with a pet dying. Make sure the pet is actually, you know, dead. Cats

Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread

  Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's

Sexy Friday – 20240112

TGIF! Hope you all survived African American Monday and are ready for the playoff weekend. Make sure you have access to Peacock for tomorrow's night freezer tilt. Survival - Personal Edition Here's the scenario: You're engaged and getting ready to be married. The only issue, your relationship with the future in-laws is

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Sexy Friday – 20240105

TGIF! One week down in '24. The year is just flying by! Survival - Personal Edition The PGA off season has officially ended this week. That means it's time to start thinking about your upcoming golf season. Of course, not being a pro, you may find yourself playing from less than ideal

Sexy Friday – 20231229

TGIF! Congrats, you made it to the last Friday of 2023. Hope everyone is enjoying Bowl season. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to learn how to control a car that's careening down a mountainside. Let's get to it! Apply firm, steady braking pressure. You want to achieve what is known

Sexy Friday – 20231222

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Today's totally relevant situation involves the desert! Let's say you were smart enough to bring a bunch of beverages with you, but not so much that you

Sexy Friday – 20231215

TGIF! I'm sick as a dog so let's get this over with so I can crawl back into bed. Survival - Personal Edition Here's some tips on handling lost luggage, specifically when you're on a business trip. File a report at the airport. Do this as soon as you know your luggage

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Sexy Friday – 20231208

TGIF! With Tuberville lifting his blockade, I hope you have all enjoyed your military promotions this week. Survival - Personal Edition Those of you with kids know the drill. They're pretty stupid. As Jason Statham so eloquently stated, there's a reason: Well let's cover one of those. Survival - Personal Edition - Too Long

Sexy Friday – 20231201

TGIF! WTH? It's December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival - Personal Edition Again, vacation, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Today we're going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex.