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Sexy Friday – 20251017
TGIF! Maybe. Anyway, don’t lose three in a row at home. Word Count Filler Time Let’s learn about the Chaucer of Cheese. His name…
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Sexy Friday – 20251010
TGIF! Hockey season is back! The Ice HOX are undefeated too! And the Dirt HOX are about to extend their season. Word Count Filler…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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Sexy Friday – 20251003
TGIF! Baseball playoff fever, catch it! Well, not today, but tomorrow! Also, did you know we’re already 1/4th of the way through football season?…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!
We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here’s what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL…
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Sexy Friday – 20250926
TGIF! Fall has fallen. Or anyway, it’s here for many of us. Soon I will suffer under perma-clouds, rain, and darkness until next July.…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 3 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Grand Final next week. Who are they? Let’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20250919
TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let’s get to it! Word Count Filler Time How about…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 2 Recap!
There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Preliminary Finals next week. Who are they? Let’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20250912
TGIF! Well that was a week. Surely next week will be better. In the meantime we have a weekend full of footy, football, boxing,…