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AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 1 Recap!
There are two teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a bye. Who are they? Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Finals…
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Sexy Friday – 20250905
TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time…
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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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Sexy Friday – 20250829
TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we’ll have football back. Oh, and there’s a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 24 Recap!
This is posting in lieu of Tiki Thursday because of the Gold Coast-Essendon game. What happened? Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-29 (Last one!)
College football starts TONIGHT! Which means that the off-season is over and real football is beginning. In honor of that, tonight I present to…
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Sexy Friday – 20250822
TGIF! I’m on the verge of an afternoon vodka nap, so let’s get this done. Word Count Filler Time Hey, baseball is happening. Even…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 23 Recap!
There is only one week left in the regular season. Lots of stuff to get through. Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Pre-season Monday Night Football – Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Monday Night Football (or a somewhat reasonable facsimile thereof) will be played tonight. We have Redshirt’s Bengals vs. Dok’s Commanders, one team…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-28
I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is…