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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…
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Sexy Friday – 20251212
TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it’s the…
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Sexy Friday – 20251205
TGIF! Hey, it’s December. How festive! Word Count Filler Time Here’s a guide to some museums in USA. Museum Of Bad Arts Location: Dedham,…
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Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I’m somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let’s…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Sexy Friday – 20251121
TGIF! I’m on vacation so let’s get this over with. Onto the filler! Word Count Filler Time Let’s talk about were I’m going for…
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Sexy Friday – 20251114
TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat…
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Sexy Friday – 20251107
TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of November and the return to standard time. My sleep schedule is still messed up so that’s been…
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Sexy Friday – 20251031
TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing…
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Sexy Friday – 20251024
TGIF! Look at Fox over here spreading more fake news. They say a baseball game is happening tonight even though everyone knows the season…