Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because preseason football has started and we need something! I have some stories to tell but I know Hippo will judge me very very WASPily. See, the funny thing
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Sexy Friday – 20230811
Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition
As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously, I have been enthralled by the latest round of college football realignment. Many have decried it as a sign that greed ruins everything and tradition doesn't
Sexy Friday – 20230804
Saturday Night Open Thread – okay seriously, this needs to stop Edition
It happened again. I'm sitting here enjoying a nice little Saturday, perusing Hippo's Morning Thread and I AGAIN think, "I wonder what our wonderful writers have cooked up for tonight's Open Thread." Then I realize AGAIN, "Oh fuck. I'M supposed to be writing it!" To my credit, I've been busy today. I
Sexy Friday – 20230728
TGIF! There's nothing on TV. So read this post while chugging a couple of drinks and then take a nap. Tweaker WWC games start at 2:00AM DFO time. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky and prowling the dating apps? Well, here's a handy little guide on deciphering the photos. The Photo What It Says Photos
Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition
Sexy Friday – 20230721
The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
Sunday Night Open Thread – Gold Cup Final Edition
Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition
I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That's improvement, people! The reason I wanted to include the Spain preview in tonight's Open Thread is because: It helps with the word count. I don't know much about the Spanish Women's National Team. The Women's World Cup
Sexy Friday – 20230714
TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to jump from a moving car! This is useful in emergency situations like being kidnapped, car jacked, brake failure, or argument with a partner. (No offense, Chris Henry) Seriously, this