Sexy Friday – 20230811

TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football from Thursday to Monday in the future. I, for one, will not fight this development. Survival - Personal Edition Unfortunately, that still leaves a few work days that

Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition

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As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously, I have been enthralled by the latest round of college football realignment. Many have decried it as a sign that greed ruins everything and tradition doesn't

Sexy Friday – 20230804

TGIF! Football is back! Woah, sit down Pac-12, not you. But first, WWC has to wrap up starting Saturday. Since I have to bang this out one handed, and not in the fun way, let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Alright, you've gotten yourself in a spot of trouble

Saturday Night Open Thread – okay seriously, this needs to stop Edition

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It happened again. I'm sitting here enjoying a nice little Saturday, perusing Hippo's Morning Thread and I AGAIN think, "I wonder what our wonderful writers have cooked up for tonight's Open Thread." Then I realize AGAIN, "Oh fuck. I'M supposed to be writing it!" To my credit, I've been busy today. I

Sexy Friday – 20230728

TGIF! There's nothing on TV. So read this post while chugging a couple of drinks and then take a nap. Tweaker WWC games start at 2:00AM DFO time. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky and prowling the dating apps? Well, here's a handy little guide on deciphering the photos. The Photo What It Says Photos

Sexy Friday – 20230721

TGIF! What a great weekend ahead. F1, British Open, TdF, and women's footy! All happening while most of us sleep. Thanks, time zones! Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you have a few friends around, some oars, a shell (that's a rowing boat for those the don't know), and a calm and

The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out

I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three "Best" Burger franchises. I speak, of course, of the most overhyped burger places in the United States: Five Guys, Shake Shack, and In-N-Out. People are forever debating which one is best. They

Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition

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I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That's improvement, people! The reason I wanted to include the Spain preview in tonight's Open Thread is because: It helps with the word count. I don't know much about the Spanish Women's National Team. The Women's World Cup

Sexy Friday – 20230714

TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to jump from a moving car! This is useful in emergency situations like being kidnapped, car jacked, brake failure, or argument with a partner. (No offense, Chris Henry) Seriously, this