Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIV

ballsofsteelandfury - October 13, 2020October 12, 2020

I think I've got this new format down. In case you are interested, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week's post. Got it? Good! *** I'm going

Sexy Friday, 2nd Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

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We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week's hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics. As for last night's game, it

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

AFL Beat 2020 Season Finals Week 1 Recap

ballsofsteelandfury - October 6, 2020October 3, 2020

This week... We have Semifinal Matchups! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Holy shitballs we had some amazing games! Let's get right to them! Port Adelaide Power 58 v Geelong Cats 42 at Adelaide Oval For some reason, I thought this game was going to air on Friday morning, so I woke up on

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIII

ballsofsteelandfury - October 6, 2020October 3, 2020

As I mentioned in last week's Sexy Friday post, I am going to devote this post to comments and non-sexy pictures from you fine commentists. That way, those of you that say you cannot view this post from work will be able to do so. *** As I mentioned before, I

Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 2, 2020October 1, 2020

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So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain. Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I'm

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

AFL Beat 2020 Season Finals Week 1 Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2020September 26, 2020

This week... We have finals! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The postseason awards were handed out in a ceremony on Thursday of last week. Here are your 2020 Award Winners: 2020 AFLPA (AFL Players' Association) MVP VOTES 1120 votes: Lachie Neale (Brisbane) 419 votes: Travis Boak (Port Adelaide) 398 votes: Christian Petracca (Melbourne)370 votes: Tom

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXII

ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2020September 26, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts is back! I do apologize for not getting it up last week. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear! Give me another chance! As I mentioned before, I have started work on developing a "Gently-Used Fleshlight Hall of Fame" and I'm researching all the

Sexy Friday, What Do You Mean You Want To Try Something New? Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 25, 2020September 24, 2020

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Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No, it's not Moose or Unsurprised or Spur or even Brocky! It's ! His recent posts on the open threads have inspired me and

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 18

ballsofsteelandfury - September 22, 2020September 22, 2020

This week... We have finished the regular season and are now ready for finals! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Here are the results and highlights from Round Eighteen: Thursday, September 17, 2020 North Melbourne Kangaroos 34 v West Coast Eagles 49 at Metricon Stadium The Eagles took care of the Roos, as expected, and