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Champions League Valentines Day Roundtable now with Extra Hate!

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litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 14, 2018
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It is the fake day of love folks, I hope you did something for your loved one today or else this Hallmark holiday will leave you in the dog house. Unless that is your thing then enjoy your day Fido! While Wakezilla and I were not frolicking at the park, the

Your half-assed completely biased Premier League preview Part 2 and Saturday open thread?

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litre_cola - August 19, 2017August 18, 2017
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We are back after quite the week 1 where there were some happy moments and as usual some real angry moments. So Huddersfield town looked good eh? Won't last. Chelsea lost which made me overjoyed, and Everton won which made Hippo happy. I will delay no further unless the boss

Your not informed, completely biased EPL preview part 1 and Saturday open thread?

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litre_cola - August 12, 2017August 11, 2017
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As teh real football is about to start. HOWEVAH we have the lesser footy starting as well which I know doesn't concern many of you but perhaps if your small humans have you up early on Saturday mornings you will need to know all of this! Just like last year

We aren’t in Le-High anymore.

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litre_cola - August 10, 2017August 10, 2017
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Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess

Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread

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King Hippo - July 22, 2017
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The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola).  No names have been changed to protect the innocent.  I apologize for not cleaning up the format and syntax better, but fuck it, I am lazy.  I tried adding and changing the

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