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blaxabbath - October 22, 2021October 22, 2021

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I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I'm not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all down. Mass grave. Done. No -- this isn't A Very Special JJFozz Presents. Still blaxabbath. Anyways, looks like the Browns are for real? You know, this was all foretold back

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blaxabbath - October 19, 2021October 18, 2021

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Hello all. Week 6 is complete. I saw a fair bit of this football while doing dinner prep on Sunday. Yes, the parents are snowbirding back to Arizona and were good enough to take young blaxito with them for a week at the ranch before I need to yoyo that

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blaxabbath - October 15, 2021October 15, 2021

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Look, I'm tired but I'm also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol' Double-J, I'd rather put up a pile of garbage molded by [holds up two ashy appendages] THESE HANDS! [lowers aforementioned appendages] than go all...well....all...look, John Gruden knows what I'm

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blaxabbath - October 12, 2021October 12, 2021

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These NFL coaches eh? I mean, maybe it's just that the NFLPA has gotten better about deflecting press coverage from their litany of arrests, women-smacking, and drug use. Of course, we're talking like 1,700 rostered players vs 32 head coaches. Anyone care to ask the black players in the league

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blaxabbath - October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

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I'm sitting in a HYBRID (yes, the future is an amazing place!) industry trade meeting this morning and we're going over the organization's budget for the coming years. One note that I saw on a slide was that our food budget for an Indianapolis event is greater than for a

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blaxabbath - October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

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Alright we're only going to do this one time. And we're only even doing that because I'm trying to get some of those #budlightlimeritalightupforwhateverwazzzupfrogs ad bucks floating this way. Sure Hippo Thoughts brings the readers but does that work cover the PILLZBILLZ? Very much no, as one may surmise. And

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blaxabbath - October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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Happy Friday, all, and welcome to another results edition of Quotables. Once again we find Mr Sebastian Blax is short on chit chat and struggling to meet archaic word count requirements imposed by the fascist [DFO] regime. But this week, I've got a plan! Well, the [DFO] equivalent of a clear

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blaxabbath - September 29, 2021September 28, 2021

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Welcome to Week 3 Quotables. What a time to be alive, huh? Dallas has taken it's place as the rightful leader of the cream of the ratings crop NFC East while blaxabbath's somewhere comment about Ron Rivera sure knowing how to build a defense makes me look ignorant as hell