Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 22, 2025February 21, 2025

Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I've got another one tomorrow. Today's tourney was a standard scoring type while tomorrow's is a unique format I've never played: A one-man scramble. Apparently, you get to hit every shot twice (except you can only

Sexy Friday – 20250125

Mr. Ayo - February 21, 2025February 21, 2025

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TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering well from the hockey fever. After all, the NHL regular season resumes tomorrow. Well, except for McAvoy and one of the Tkachucks who are both very much injured. Survival - Personal Edition This is going to go long, like a Sexy Rexy pass. Will I finish in

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

ballsofsteelandfury - February 19, 2025February 17, 2025

Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that tWBS could do that would not hurt anyone and were coming up blank. Their brains were so taxed with the effort that they didn’t even bother

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3

ballsofsteelandfury - February 15, 2025February 14, 2025

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It is a three day weekend for a lot of us in North America. Yesterday was St. Valentine's Day, which means that today you're either exhausted from all the effort you went through yesterday to make it special or you're scrambling to make up for the fact that you didn't

Sexy Friday – 20250214

Mr. Ayo - February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

TGIF! It's Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day weekend! Survival - Personal Edition This weekend would be a good time to do some grilling. So here's some grilling tips! Start those steaks by lightly coating them

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 12, 2025February 9, 2025

“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for a second and then started to panic. “Wait! You haven’t!” “Dude, I’m not that sick!” “Yeah you are!” “Well, I’ll have you know. I’m not. Besides, Lady Balls is not and has

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 8, 2025February 8, 2025

It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they're all taking a nap prior to getting wasted and then sleeping it off until kickoff/halftime. That applies, of course, to those that celebrate. Many will not be watching for Chiefs-related reasons. I'll be watching

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - February 5, 2025February 2, 2025

The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. If you really get a hold of it, you can reach Catalina Island. Balls stepped up to the tee confident and happy about how the round had

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

ballsofsteelandfury - February 3, 2025February 1, 2025

Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-1

ballsofsteelandfury - February 1, 2025February 1, 2025

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I guess I'm back on! I know I did these last year but I forgot there were no games today. I am committed to doing these again this year, so strap yourselves in! What to talk about? Current Events Today, the Trump administration slapped tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada, and China. Somewhere,

Sexy Friday – 20250131

Mr. Ayo - January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

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TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival - Personal Edition A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don't forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

ballsofsteelandfury - January 31, 2025January 26, 2025

I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I