European Seeding, Relegation Seething Fútbol Open Thread

It’s May dammit! How wonderful. Look at those flowers and clear skies…  [inhales deeply]  [flicks ? at bird]  It’s still a long way for the damn NFL season, but at least there’s high drama in fútbol.  The EPL and La Liga are wrapping up. Each has its champion: Barcelona remains unbeaten in league

Secular Saturday Fútbol AM Thread

For Catholics, today is Good Saturday. To get the religious stuff out of the way: “The Young Pope" was hokey, but interesting. And what an intro! All times Central. Yeah. Listen, I got a two-day vacation going, so please accept my start-time guesses. LA LIGA Athletic Bilbao (13th) vs. Celta Vigo (10th) - 9:15

Fight! Fight! Fight! BSK-BAY + BAR-CHE 2nd Leg Champions Thread

[Banner via globaltakes.com] We got a true doubleheader today, with an early kickoff in Turkey. That game promises flares in the stands; the one in Catalonia, fireworks on the field. Beşiktaş (Turkey) vs. Bayern Munich (Germany) – 12:00 Central (0-5 aggregate) Beşiktaş went undefeated in the Champions League group stage, albeit against Porto

Not Quite Eye Candy Fútbol Thread

This EPL season has been underwhelming. Manchester City has been a buzzsaw, practically tying up the title three months in advance. Man City does not play today. In La Liga, Barcelona had been tearing it up, but it’s now a two team race. Atlético Madrid is only five points back with

AM Fútbol Open Thread with Special Guest

Editor’s Note: Three weeks ago, doorfliesopen.com parlayed a, how do you call it… Replica: exchanged an accurate replica of a Super Bowl LII media access lanyard for an interview with Quincy Jones. Attorneys for the legendary producer and arranger sent an “intent to sue” letter, to which the crack DFO visual