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Your “Quick & Dirty Because I’m Slow & Dirty” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 29, 2018August 29, 2018
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Sorry - the pre-school year meetings took more time than I thought, so if this is published on time please forgive the errors. NFL News: Aaron Rodgers got paid! It's a four-year, $134 million extension, and contains a record $57.5 million signing bonus and will earn more than $80 million by March

Your “Everybody’s Got A Beef” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 13, 2018June 13, 2018
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NFL News: Luke Kuechly, the fragile JJ Watt of the Carolina Panthers, says he's "ready to go" for training camp. He's never not been ready for camp, but by holding him out of contact drills until camp, they're hoping to extend his season past Week 8. Former Colts GM Ryan

Your “Oh God – Tomorrow Will Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 12, 2018June 12, 2018
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NFL News: A whole bunch of stars are skipping minicamps for various reasons. Cardinals RB David Johnson, who wants to extend beyond his rookie 5th year. He slated to earn $1.88 million for 2018. Aaron Donald from the Rams. He wants an upgrade to his rookie contract as well, which only

Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 22, 2018May 22, 2018
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Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I'm ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality. I golfed & drank on Saturday & saw Deadpool 2 & drank on Monday; in betwixt, I soberly crammed in family time with the extendeds. Thanks

Your “You Like Those Odds?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 6, 2018February 6, 2018
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NFL News: Dust off those Tebow rumours - Josh McDaniels is now the Colts head coach. Based on the premise Andrew Luck is broken forever & not even Jesus can save him. Although, Jacoby Brissett must be happy to see a familiar face in Gravytown. A press conference Wednesday will

Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 22, 2017June 22, 2017
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NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He's now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season. He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward. Mild Crimebeat!

Your “YA BETTER SIGN SOMEBODDDYYY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 8, 2017March 8, 2017
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(A billion thanks to Low Commander for the photoshop) Tomorrow afternoon is when things start to go nuts. So it's pretty quiet today. A little too quiet. Lots of rumours, but why waste time on speculation? CFL News: rumoured for weeks but expected tomorrow (& confirmed by my source at the BC

Your “Calm Before the Storm” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 7, 2017March 7, 2017
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Kind of a quiet day publicly, as teams talk with players about mountains of green and all the gray they can slay. Tomorrow will be the same, as no deal can be publicly announced until after the start of the League year on March 9 at 4:00PM ET. Still, there are some

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