Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

Senor Weaselo - December 20, 2023December 20, 2023

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Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet

Senor Weaselo - February 26, 2020February 24, 2020

Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures in his time. These are not all of those stories, and definitely not the more specific ones, due to at least a veil of anonymity and

Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake

Entertainment

makeitsnowondem - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I'm cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here's a status update: I have three more feature films to watch, and another seven shorts still, and as of tomorrow all of them will be available to me. We're really doing this! Let's get into

2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!

Senor Weaselo - September 6, 2017September 6, 2017

First up, good news. If you don't know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is tomorrow! Yes, real football! That means something! Can you believe it? While we've been waiting for real football, my baseball-watching hours (and they are numerous… hey, stop

A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?

Senor Weaselo - January 19, 2017January 18, 2017

Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still be slightly jet lagged (13 hour time difference) and whirlwind because I had to keep a log to make sure I knew what city I was

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - January 22, 2016January 22, 2016

As excited as I am for this weekend's games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there's going to be a nuclear-level amount of hot takes to be floating around the web come Monday morning. I can see them now already, and I'm dreading it: If the Panthers lose: "CAM

In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck

The Maestro - December 23, 2015December 23, 2015

There's a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it's in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty music that's out in the rest of the year, but the tricky thing about music for the holiday season is that even if a song is

NFL Week 16 Listening Guide

DFOing Good

Don T - December 22, 2015December 22, 2015

Overall, Week 15 provided decent action, but the announcing was terrible--at least judging from Sunday’s open threads and the brief time I spent turning off the TV's close captioning. It will get worse: the playoff picture clears, more games will be meaningless, and the broadcasts will shift from angles to

In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts

The Maestro - December 5, 2015December 4, 2015

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It's been a while since I ran one of these, and I'd like to think that's for the best... the offseason is such a goddamn depressing time. Anyways, in light of the news revealed earlier this week that Coldplay will be the halftime act at Super Bowl 50, I got