2017 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

One of my favorite things about the postseason is that this is when stars are made. I mean, say what you will about Blake Bortles, he's an NFL quarterback for a conference championship game participant. What happened to Dak and Zeke since flaming out to an 0-1 playoff record in 2016?

2017 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

I've not much to say that hasn't already been presented this week. Like many of you, I'm rooting for Jags v Vikings in the Super Bowl (and I expect the Vikings to just take directly to the streets if they win) but we all know it's going to be N*E

2017 Quotables – Wild Card Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

Playoffs huh? I'm more of a Browns 0-16 Parade kind of guy myself. Well, I'm not here to comment on the quality of the games, gamesmanship, or game day experience. Though I will admit that I did watch the Bills game to the extend that I turned it on, literally, one

2017 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

blaxabbath - January 5, 2018January 5, 2018

Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans -- the silent heroes of the NFL (except in Seattle where they are just so loud/throw fish) -- I don't think get enough credit for the mental anguish they experience every year. I mean, Browns

Let’s Take a Field Trip!

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 3, 2018January 2, 2018

Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend

Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017

ballsofsteelandfury - January 2, 2018January 1, 2018

Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is under the weather. Anywhoo, you get me this week. As I mentioned in the New Year Open Thread, one of my New Year resolutions is to look

2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 26, 2017December 26, 2017

Let me start off this week by saying that there is no buttception gif. I saw it, I got it, but then I realized that, in the NFL, butt stuff is only funny when it's tragic. Maybe if the pass had hit the receiver in the derrière, knocking him to

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

Your “Zoinks! I Could Have Sworn The NFL Was On Tonight” Thursday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

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Gosh darn it, Scoob. NFL News: The NFL's taking people's money: The Seahawks have been fined $100,000 for not properly observing the concussion protocol in Week-10 when Russell got popped in Arizona. coaching & medical staff will have to undergo "remedial training" on the procedures. Marshawn Lynch has been fined $24,309

2017 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

I'm still sore about being tossed off results last week, even though Balls did a fine job. This week though -- man. I don't have much to offer anyone. Selection was weak but, hey, if anyone is going to make lemonade out of lemons, it's all of you all. All of you

Quotables Results – Week 14

ballsofsteelandfury - December 15, 2017December 15, 2017

As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish. Call me King

2017 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we're hanging on the final threads of, "If Atlanta and Seattle lose out, then we've only gotta have 14 other scenarios play out and we're getting a wild card!" So, naturally, most fan energy is focused on the Roy