Tag: Storytime

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)

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The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto's Brain is on the passenger side, strapped into a child's car seat. Otto's Brain: This is humiliating. Doktor Zymm: It ist zo you do not roll around

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Clone Debbie Harry holding the troll doll that used to be the present-day body of Moose, marches Doktor Zymm back out to the main room to find Low Commander of the Super Soldiers watching TV with the DFOers. Low Commander of the Super Soldiers:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm: Zo, you have travelled back in time and you are looking for Mooze. Low Commander of the Super Soldiers: Well...yeah... He and the Empress had kind

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)

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The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla's shoulder as the ape stocks up on bananas. Horatio Cornblower: Okay, you have all the bananas. Can we get the beer now? Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook. Horatio Cornblower: Right! Can't forget

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta white disco suit, standing near the bar. Doktor Zymm (peaking out of her lab): Hello...? Vere ist everyone? Hmm... Doktor Zymm ducks back into her lab,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 20)

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The scene: Las Vegas! Covalent Blonde is out on the Strip with Redshirt, Yeah Right and Pirate Sloth. Covalent Blonde: OK, we have to find those guys. Redshirt, you and Pirate Sloth hit the casinos on the south side, and Yeah Right and I will head north. Pirate Sloth: Arr. Redshirt:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose's head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van watch TV with Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower. Doktor Zymm: It vould be easier to do zis in my lab, you know. Future

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There's a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile, is propped up in a corner, dressed in a tuxedo and holding a martini glass in his hand. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on the couch

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)

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The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.