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Your “Just Stay Inside With Friends” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 12, 2020March 12, 2020
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NFL Noise: The Packers are going to release Jimmy Graham. It will save $8 million against the cap - money they plan to use to attract former Falcon Austin Hooper. Michigan became the 16th state to legalize sports gambling. In honour, they had Barry Sanders place a ceremonial first bet.

Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 6, 2020January 6, 2020
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This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn't disappointed with my New Year's plans. So when an offer showed up in my inbox from one of [DFO]'s inner circle, I leaped at the chance to meet

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Where we talk about loss.

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yeah right - July 8, 2018July 8, 2018
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Good morning everyone. Sunday Gravy is back in it's regular time slot! I thought we would approach things a little bit differently today. Yes, we still will have our usual amount of dick jokes and frivolity but at the same time we will be addressing a difficult issue as well as setting

DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

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Senor Weaselo - November 4, 2016November 4, 2016
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You might have heard on the news that there's an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have favorability ratings somewhere in the realm of bedbugs and cockroaches. There have been things called "debates" which looked like something out of Wilmer Valderrama's Yo Momma

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