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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread

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Don T - August 30, 2021August 30, 2021
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The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida struck Louisiana as a Category 4 hurricane, destroying the electrical grid. Having once gone four months without electricity at home, and several weeks without water service,

DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

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Senor Weaselo - November 4, 2016November 4, 2016
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You might have heard on the news that there's an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have favorability ratings somewhere in the realm of bedbugs and cockroaches. There have been things called "debates" which looked like something out of Wilmer Valderrama's Yo Momma

Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - June 9, 2016June 8, 2016
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[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough about my day off! As your Campaign Manager, I want to be the first to congratulate you on officially being declared the presumptive nominee! HILLARY CLINTON: Thank you,

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