[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room]
Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…
Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven’t seen you around here before. How are you? I’m great, thanks for asking!
[Trent smiles and waves at the mirror]
Trent: Wow, you’re really good at doing the same things as me. Like, really good…
[Long pause]
Trent: I don’t know why, but I like you. Hey, me too! We have so much in common! Do you want to sing with me? Of course!
Trent: [Resumes singing] Da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaaaaa… Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…
[Trent’s eye catches the mirror again]
Trent: Oh, hi there handsome.
On the plus side Trent and Mirror Trent had simultaneous orgasms.
WHY IN THE FUCK CAN I NOT CHANGE MY ICON? I AM NOT A GREEN GERM!
It’s confusing the hell out of me, too, JJ. I’ll put it on the list.
You gotta do it on Gravatar, that’s how I got mine to work.
Ah. Thank you, Doktor. That helps with my diagnosis.
Never, ever trust Whitey. And if you meet a Whitey named Trent, run as fast as you can.
Oh, look! Pop ups!
#PopUpForWhatever
Yeah I just got those too. This site was seeming a little too free for a while there.
Wait I think that pop-up was from this site. Hmmmm…..
Presumably this is regulate our posting enthusiasm. I am pretty sure the countless stream of pup-ups wasn’t DTZM’s plan. Though I have to agree a bit, I think that maybe 5 posts a day seems like a good cap of sorts. It’s not as if we have any problems hijacking a thread in the first place. Like this one. To bitch about pop-ups.
Are you talking about posts or comments?
Pffffttt! Posts. Komment like kings. More just honing in the total number of posts generally on a day-to-day sort of thing.
Yeah, I’m working on stuff. Sorry, kids.
SHUT UP, DOG. GET BACK TO WORK.
http://i43.tinypic.com/ogci6x.gif
This is a good moment to remind everyone that Trent Green is a hero.
“Wait, who?” – Trent Green
I just reread that. Still fucking hilarious!
Trent Green enters a hall of mirrors………………………
So I guess HTML doesn’t work? Lying ass WordPress, loading so slow makes me want to go back to Upr…..
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
And why is my avatar still that stupid blue alien thing?
http://i.imgur.com/EskQg.gif
Jesus Christ, pipe down, Andy Rooney.
Still hammering away at WP to get my avatar working, too, so I feel your pain.
#FreeTheAvatars
“So this is the thread for Trent Reznor jokes? Awesome.
”
– Trent Green
I will never stop loving Trent Green jokes. NEVER!
You know Trent has dozens of self-made tattoos to help him remember just what happened to him, and reminding him to “remember Sammy Jankins.”
Interesting. Rex Ryan ordered EJ Manuel to get tattoos on each forearm that say “Remember Sammy Watkins”
If a wild trent green encounters a mirror in mating season, does it attack it?
Just sniffs it a bit and fogs it up