Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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jjfozz

PEYTON MANNING IS BACK, WE ARE BACK TO DEFCON 4! ALL UNITS STAND DOWN!

Senor Weaselo

Peyton called the timeout? That some good self-inflicted derp there.

John Difool

Kansas City’s uniforms are so red, Joseph Stalin just e-mailed from the grave to say, “please dial it down a notch”.

Senor Weaselo

Limitless, the show! O/U, 4.5 episodes?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Under

Old School Zero

I’ll take the under.

entropy

Canceled by the third commercial break.

Stabby Pants

Alex Smith’s ears looked positively elfen.

jjfozz

Alexlegolas?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Take us to break, Marky Mark!

jjfozz

So the team’s name is the Chiefs, but the mascot is a wolf?

Is that some Midwestern joke I don’t know?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Racist.

happyfamilydad

Refers to the time the Irish were drivem out of the city limits in ’62. Its convoluted anx confusing as hell unless you are a Methodist from there.

packman_jon

I miss Otto Man

Brocky

I just sneezed so hard it made a dog run out of the room in fear. I feel so accomplished

Doktor Zymm

Some dogs really freak out if they see you pee.

makeitsnowondem

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Andy Reid is going to eat his feelings at halftime.

synapticmisfires

Feelings and two whole pork shoulders with some cornbread.

Stabby Pants

Oh good. I didn’t get here too late to here the peyton manning fellating. Or, that is to say, i managed to tune into the game before it ended.

entropy

Let’s be fair, he’s only been Geno Smith levels of suck tonight. That earns him some love from Phill.

King Hippo

CJ came into game with turf toe. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a healthy dose of Juwan Thompson in the 2nd half. I have him stashed in snow’s league!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

700+ comments before halftime. That’s great fucking hustle for the Commentist Party.

makeitsnowondem

I feel like that’s in line with our Thursdays on KSK. is that right?

indieguy

who’d of guessed thursdays on ksk and tuesday’s with morrie would have ended the same way

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

jjfozz says:
at 8:54 pm
“Why are the commenters names so fackin HUGE???????????”
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litre_cola litre_cola says:
at 8:55 pm

” We trimmed the pubes”

Jesus fuck that was good.

WhyEaglesWhy

So glad I drafted Ronnie Hillman in my sane, normal fantasy league.

jjfozz

I folded two loads of laundry this evening while Mrs. Fozz attended a work function. Someone’s gettin’ nekkid tonight!

WhyEaglesWhy

That’s just gonna make more laundry.

Doktor Zymm

Virgil? Fuck that, Imma name my kid Catullus.

jjfozz

Seneca

Doktor Zymm

Or Suetonius! That’s a cook name for a kid nowadays, right?

Senor Weaselo

I’m going for Statius.

synapticmisfires

Oy, it’s only been 6 quarters and already I wouldn’t wish 2015 Pey-Pey on the Fantasy Team of my worst enemy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks a lot!

:bawls:

Why Thank You Eddie

35 lighters on my dresser, yessir..I must have been wasted. Good evening bitches.

Doktor Zymm

Well done on stealing the lighter of everyone you’ve ever met though.

bourb0nblues

NOT SANDERS BOOOOO

WCS

POSITIVE FANTASY POINTS FOR PEY-PEY

entropy

Peyton in the plus column!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

They did, they benched CJ Anderson. He’s fucking Montee Ball.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s injured.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He is also a Wisconsin running back. That is on you for drafting him

packman_jon

+1 YPC

Stabby Pants

Well, I just finished my work week schedule from hell. Glad I didn’t miss any Alex Smith TD’s to receivers. Those are magnificent rare things. Like albino unicorns.

Senor Weaselo

Can we get a Manningflip here?

I see the Broncos grand strategy for 2015 is 1) Pray the duct tape holding Peyton together can last until February and 2) exploit the other team’s needless fuckups.

jjfozz

3) Perform windows upgrade on a bye week, just to be sure

makeitsnowondem

Manning should run a QB sneak. Deliver the blow rather than take it, like Tim Tebow, or Sam Hurd.

OsamaBenJarvus

god damn that’s good stuff.

Doktor Zymm

“Name a snack you have during a Thursday Night Football game”

“Tequila and a Kind bar”

...

Yay tequila!

Doktor Zymm

You know it. Surprisingly good with a dash of rhubarb bitters.

OsamaBenJarvus

.44 magnum

King Hippo

oxycodone and pear cider!

WhyEaglesWhy

Those mildly sweet cookies old people have that are vaguely reminiscent of animal crackers.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s where those ones and twos pop up in Family Feud surveys.

Senor Weaselo

Why isn’t there a pylon cam at the sticks? It would make spots easier.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

There was Sunday

Sill Bimmons

tee hee

Old School Zero

I think I’m now mostly over my jetlag and sleep dep. It’s almost 7:00 and I’m not fighting wakefulness. That’s a vast improvement from yesterday.

King Hippo

Only Andy Reid and the Chefs, people…

entropy

Oh, I don’t know about that, Flacco derped his way to a loss last week…

King Hippo

True, but not with insurmountable 14 point lead…

jjfozz

Why are the commenters names so fackin HUGE???????????

litre_cola

We trimmed the pubes

entropy

Because who we are is infinitely more important than what we say?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will take the blame on that one. Really just 1 change in the css file but I should feel shame.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Because you guys are the stars here.

makeitsnowondem

Stepping back from that 9% ABV ledge with a Funky Pumpkin. This is a great-ass pumpkin beer, guys.

jjfozz

Nothing pumpkin flavor tastes good, it tastes like shitty pumpkin

WCS

Who is that excited for a Subway sandwich?

entropy

Isn’t that what Jared calls underage twins?

packman_jon

Staving African kids in Cambodia

WhyEaglesWhy

That guy must have a nice life though. If even Subway makes you happy, you must walk around all day with a giant grin on your face.

John Difool

Wade Phillips is the male version of that Wat? lady
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

jjfozz

OWAH ACTAHS CAN EVEN WITHSTAND THE ATMASPHERE OF ANAWTHER PLAHNET

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

tundrajim

Alex Smith is maintaining his high completion percentage.

litre_cola

Please throw it to Demarious. Then I will ask no more.

WhyEaglesWhy

I want the Chiefs to win, but happy Wade makes me happy.

Brocky

So do all teams honor championship teams on their 46th anniversary or is this another weird Missouri tradition?

King Hippo

Aqib Talib, good at teh footy.

Doktor Zymm

Events. THEY BE ATURNIN.

entropy

Peyton you dick you can’t get me positive points if you hand off! God dammit you mongoloid fuck get your shit together.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

CJ Anderson is Montee Ball 2.0 isn’t he?

Redshirt

Alex Smith: “Manning thinks he can out-do me in my home field? I show him!”

(throws dumb pick)

Sill Bimmons

Oh Andy Reid…

OsamaBenJarvus

Are the Chefs going to derp this away to a team with a quarterback that can’t throw?

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