Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
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PEYTON MANNING IS BACK, WE ARE BACK TO DEFCON 4! ALL UNITS STAND DOWN!
Peyton called the timeout? That some good self-inflicted derp there.
Kansas City’s uniforms are so red, Joseph Stalin just e-mailed from the grave to say, “please dial it down a notch”.
Limitless, the show! O/U, 4.5 episodes?
Under
I’ll take the under.
Canceled by the third commercial break.
Alex Smith’s ears looked positively elfen.
Alexlegolas?
Take us to break, Marky Mark!
So the team’s name is the Chiefs, but the mascot is a wolf?
Is that some Midwestern joke I don’t know?
Racist.
Refers to the time the Irish were drivem out of the city limits in ’62. Its convoluted anx confusing as hell unless you are a Methodist from there.
I miss Otto Man
I just sneezed so hard it made a dog run out of the room in fear. I feel so accomplished
Some dogs really freak out if they see you pee.
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Looks like it was operated on by a Nazi doctor…
Andy Reid is going to eat his feelings at halftime.
Feelings and two whole pork shoulders with some cornbread.
Oh good. I didn’t get here too late to here the peyton manning fellating. Or, that is to say, i managed to tune into the game before it ended.
Let’s be fair, he’s only been Geno Smith levels of suck tonight. That earns him some love from Phill.
CJ came into game with turf toe. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a healthy dose of Juwan Thompson in the 2nd half. I have him stashed in snow’s league!
700+ comments before halftime. That’s great fucking hustle for the Commentist Party.
I feel like that’s in line with our Thursdays on KSK. is that right?
who’d of guessed thursdays on ksk and tuesday’s with morrie would have ended the same way
jjfozz says:
at 8:54 pm
“Why are the commenters names so fackin HUGE???????????”
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litre_cola litre_cola says:
at 8:55 pm
” We trimmed the pubes”
Jesus fuck that was good.
So glad I drafted Ronnie Hillman in my sane, normal fantasy league.
I folded two loads of laundry this evening while Mrs. Fozz attended a work function. Someone’s gettin’ nekkid tonight!
That’s just gonna make more laundry.
Virgil? Fuck that, Imma name my kid Catullus.
Seneca
Or Suetonius! That’s a cook name for a kid nowadays, right?
I’m going for Statius.
Oy, it’s only been 6 quarters and already I wouldn’t wish 2015 Pey-Pey on the Fantasy Team of my worst enemy.
Thanks a lot!
:bawls:
35 lighters on my dresser, yessir..I must have been wasted. Good evening bitches.
Well done on stealing the lighter of everyone you’ve ever met though.
NOT SANDERS BOOOOO
POSITIVE FANTASY POINTS FOR PEY-PEY
Peyton in the plus column!
They did, they benched CJ Anderson. He’s fucking Montee Ball.
He’s injured.
He is also a Wisconsin running back. That is on you for drafting him
+1 YPC
Hah!
Well, I just finished my work week schedule from hell. Glad I didn’t miss any Alex Smith TD’s to receivers. Those are magnificent rare things. Like albino unicorns.
Can we get a Manningflip here?
I see the Broncos grand strategy for 2015 is 1) Pray the duct tape holding Peyton together can last until February and 2) exploit the other team’s needless fuckups.
3) Perform windows upgrade on a bye week, just to be sure
Manning should run a QB sneak. Deliver the blow rather than take it, like Tim Tebow, or Sam Hurd.
god damn that’s good stuff.
“Name a snack you have during a Thursday Night Football game”
“Tequila and a Kind bar”
Yay tequila!
You know it. Surprisingly good with a dash of rhubarb bitters.
.44 magnum
oxycodone and pear cider!
Those mildly sweet cookies old people have that are vaguely reminiscent of animal crackers.
That’s where those ones and twos pop up in Family Feud surveys.
Why isn’t there a pylon cam at the sticks? It would make spots easier.
There was Sunday
tee hee
I think I’m now mostly over my jetlag and sleep dep. It’s almost 7:00 and I’m not fighting wakefulness. That’s a vast improvement from yesterday.
Only Andy Reid and the Chefs, people…
Oh, I don’t know about that, Flacco derped his way to a loss last week…
True, but not with insurmountable 14 point lead…
Why are the commenters names so fackin HUGE???????????
We trimmed the pubes
Because who we are is infinitely more important than what we say?
I will take the blame on that one. Really just 1 change in the css file but I should feel shame.
Because you guys are the stars here.
Stepping back from that 9% ABV ledge with a Funky Pumpkin. This is a great-ass pumpkin beer, guys.
Nothing pumpkin flavor tastes good, it tastes like shitty pumpkin
Who is that excited for a Subway sandwich?
Isn’t that what Jared calls underage twins?
Staving African kids in Cambodia
That guy must have a nice life though. If even Subway makes you happy, you must walk around all day with a giant grin on your face.
DB’s are jumping short routes ’cause it’s not like they’ll get burned on long ones….
Wade Phillips is the male version of that Wat? lady
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OWAH ACTAHS CAN EVEN WITHSTAND THE ATMASPHERE OF ANAWTHER PLAHNET
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Alex Smith is maintaining his high completion percentage.
Please throw it to Demarious. Then I will ask no more.
I want the Chiefs to win, but happy Wade makes me happy.
So do all teams honor championship teams on their 46th anniversary or is this another weird Missouri tradition?
Aqib Talib, good at teh footy.
Events. THEY BE ATURNIN.
Peyton you dick you can’t get me positive points if you hand off! God dammit you mongoloid fuck get your shit together.
CJ Anderson is Montee Ball 2.0 isn’t he?
Alex Smith: “Manning thinks he can out-do me in my home field? I show him!”
(throws dumb pick)
Oh Andy Reid…
Are the Chefs going to derp this away to a team with a quarterback that can’t throw?