It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
I’m going to bed at halftime. This game is ugly and I’m running out of fucks.
You won’t find any more fucks in your bed.
That’s not what my girlfriend–oh. She agrees with you.
I keep my fucks in the fridge.
I find that they stay fresher longer that way.
Philip Rivers looks like a composite sketch of every Trump voter.
He might drift that way once Santorum drops out.
Ppl get mad wen i say womaen arnt good at sporst, but when I find a sport thay are good at they STILL get mad smgdth
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Texans vs the Bengals…
Honest to god…not only do I not know what the Texans’ record is…I kind of forgot they play in the NFL.
If you told me that three years ago they joined the CFL and moved to Edmonton…I would honestly have to look it up before trying to call shenanigans.
Edmonton Oilers?
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Why not just keep the name. The Edmonton Texans have a nice ring to it.
Hell they would dominate the CFL for at least a season or two.
Wait…can JJ Watt play QB?
they are one game behind the Colts for 1st place in the AFC South… with a 3-5 record.
Wait…the AFC South is still a thing!?!
I thought the merger was suppose to take care of that crap!!!
Christ how much did ESPN pay for broadcast rights to these games? They’re lucky to have 2 decent matchups a season it seems.
“Eleventy billion dollars. And they’re getting a STEAL!” – Goodell
I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
I’ve been waiting ten minutes for my sammich.
I picked up sammiches from here http://www.bunksandwiches.com/bunkbaratthewonder/ on my way home today. An Italian and a pork belly cubano.
Never has a better decision been made. Potato salad with bacon. Got. Damn. Son.
Italians make all the best food.
It’s a shame they weren’t more colonially active in the place of shit food countries like Belgium and Portugal.
Portugal has AMAZING food.
Seriously…some of the best seafood…and I challenge anyone who tries and say the best ham is from Italy.
I’ve been there. The food is garbage.
I don’t eat seafood, but I’m told it wasn’t any good either.
And it’s not like their cars and women are terrible, either.
Just a little hairy and/or expensive amirite???
“It’s funny that Lieutenant Dan said that, ’cause right then, Beergh showed up.”
So you take up for your QB, who suffers a cheap shot, and you get a 15 yard penalty?
Fuck these refs and fuck the NFL.
When does curling season start?
It’s like they are super touchy about how shitty they are at their jobs.
Not soon enough
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Ahhh, Eve.
I dunno enough curling terms to make with the sexual innuendo.
Something like, “Id like to get around her guard stone and slide em right into her house all inning long” will do nicely, next time.
Bob Ross on Mondays is a great way to forget Monday and Sunday happened. Thanks twitch.
He dead.
Unless he said something really bad that was a weak flag
I have three teenagers. One learns to get over fucking words.
Of course he’s frustrated, he got beat by his man
“I don’t see what he has to complain about, then” — Greg Hardy
What he do there?
What? Kyle Long unsportsmanlike?
A “crownie” sounds fucking delicious; why does DirecTV want me to think otherwise?
Sounds like an obstetrics reference to me.
Yeah, that reference WAS pretty eccentric.
I … actually kind of like Arts and Crafty Romo. Seems like he’d be a nice neighbor.
He probably makes some killer edibles.
Right until the police start finding the bodies in his back yard.
“He was pretty quiet. Kept to himself.”
I’ve said it many times: Artsy-Craftsy Tony Romo seems cool and I’d hang out with him.
I mean…he’s got Red Zone?
My sister made some for the family Halloween party. They WERE delicious.
I’ll bet $50 the Bears still could t have scored against 10 defenders.
That $50 will get you a ticket to your choice of remaining Bears home games.
Rare footage of the last time Boltman made it into a high school football game. He was later arrested for murder-rape of a minor.
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Rivers always looks like he’s reacting to the results of a paternity test on Maury.
Which is the exact opposite of how Rivers reacts in real life.
San Diego, slowly making their way to L.A through penalty flags…. 5 yards at a time.
Okay, it’s kind of sad how loud the Bears fans are getting here.
I know. All of us should have given up on the Bears by now.
Sad or AWESOME?
yeah its sad
Im going to laugh when San Diego picks up the first down.
What’s the record for longest distance to go on 2nd down?
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure the Raiders own it.
Raiders have longest ever at 4th and 48.
Couldn’t find 2nd down.
Yep, and it was only a few years ago too. 3rd and seventy something as I recall.
2nd and Long Term Parking.
very giffable moment by phillip there.
speaking of gis, how about rodgers throwing the tablet yesterday.
That ball of string cannot handle the pressure of starting on the OLine.
Bale of hay isn’t doing well either.
Wait did they compare Gordon’s college performance with his NFL stats? They do realize the huge stylistic differences between the collegial level and pros.
Also, the lack of Purdue.
BREAKING: Different things are different.
Melvin Gordon looking squirrelly behind the line there.
How long have you been waiting to use that?
Foreign country? You’re in San Diego, Gruden, not Tijuana.
He’s just thinking ahead for when the game is over
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The lesson as always: don’t do sit-ups.
The most head scratching part of it…who the FUCK VIDEO TAPES THEMSELVES DOING SITUPS?!?
Is he trying to shame his fat cat???
I’m really bothered by the fact there are no cords whatsoever on this television, making the whole thing staged.
That cat did not give a single shit about that
Jay Cutler is totally ecstatic over breaking Bears td records and his last scoring drive.
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Finally got my computer unfucked, and just tuned into the game.
Maybe I should re-fuck my computer, the way this game is going…
Aw yeah. Sexy time for The Maestro.
That is not what the USB port is for
You sure? They are called male and female ports for a reason…
You sure? They are called male and female ports for a reason…
See all you Cutler haters just don’t understand. It’s not that he don’t care… He is Zen a modern day NFL Jedi Quarterback. It is better to lose than to win for the sake of winning. Without the Pick 6 there is no joy of the Touchdown. IN short
“A leader is best
When people barely know he exists
Of a good leader, who talks little,
When his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
They will say, “We did this ourselves.”
― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Cutler
“We did this TO ourselves.”
FLTFY
I hope Jay Cutler keeps the Bears TD record for ever and ever and ever.
What empirical evidence do you cite when you state that the U.S. is the greatest country in the world?
Hogan, Hulk
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“Because it’s the country that produced me.” — Donald Trump
Amount of FUCK YEAH per capita.
Great, meaning large, or immense. We use it in the pejorative sense.
Lots of white people, but not too many. The perfect amount.
Average waistline?
THIS. Go to any Golden Corral or McDonald’s to verify.
We’re first in delusional southerners?
I was gonna say average BMI, except it seems Kuwait actually beats us on that.
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The fact this man once put a journalist in the hospital for writing a critical article…all the while having two broken arms…
MURICA!
am I safe in assuming Cutler wrapped up the all time Bears interception leader a while ago?
He is 35 behind Luckman in that category.
That stat won’t be mentioned until someone stupidly proposes him for the hall of fame.
Nope. Luckman still has that one
He’s just two above Luckman, it turns out, and that’s if you count his Broncos interceptions.
Enough with the movie tie-in commercials for other random shit.
I needed anyone but Bennett to score in both my leagues. So of course it is Bennett
I am now gonna be sweating bullets rest of the game, likely watching that motherfucker catch garbage time checkdowns. I had a 26 point lead and my K and defense against only Bennett. They netted 3 COMBINED. Full PPR.
Sid Luckman mention! Finish your Mogen David.
Sid Luckman, or Sid Frenchman?
Catdown!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GODDAMN YOU GASE
The Book of Job, starring Philip Rivers as Job
“Pillow” is a much less expensive means of stopping snoring.
Give Cutler credit. It’s a lot harder to keep your feet alive when you’re diabetic.
Anyone keeping a running count of injured Chargers? It’s harder to track than NFL arrests.
an injured Charger? that’s rare
Cutler waves off anyone who dares expect him to enjoy ANYTHING.
Boltman is a cross between Pikachu and John Wayne Gacy
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There’s a lot of Nicholson in there.
I would say more Jack Nicholson and a block of cheese
Wait, did Gruden just name the no-names?
PYLON Cam as opposed to PILE-ON Cam which exclusively shows footage of Ray Lewis.
In response to the concerns of parents that Boltman was stealing the innocence of children with his terrifying visage, the Chargers have announced a new mascot for when they move to LA.
Meet “Snappy” the botched face lift patient!
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if you don’t brush your teeth, you’ll get gingivitis like me kids.
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