TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH

Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.

There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?

Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!

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*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.

Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.

There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really hate this game but I think I have another Rashida Jones pic somewhere. I will go look for that

entropy

These fucking ten yard cushions

entropy

That makes it a little better.

Sill Bimmons

womp womp

Chan you douche

entropy

The worst three calls of the night, right there

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am not gonna trust you here

King Hippo

somebody done forgotted teh play

Sill Bimmons

Wouldn’t want to take a TO here…

Senor Weaselo

Who will derp last, and therefore, best?

entropy

Jesus someone was feeding these god damn animals

King Hippo

WOMP WOMP

Sill Bimmons

Bills are Jesting

entropy

Great minds, sir.

entropy

Holy fucking shit the Bills gon Jet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
hippofant

SHE HAS NO HANDS!

hippofant

SHE HAS NO LEFT HAND!

entropy

I just go with “still.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Google gets something wrong. Enjoy

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
bourb0nblues

Well…. shit.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s still good. It’s still fine. In Karlos we trust

Sill Bimmons

hmmm

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit nazi chicks.

Huh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Sill Bimmons

Calling bullshit.

Nobody cares that much about the Texans.

Moonbatting Average

The who?

entropy

The what now?

King Hippo

somebody’s feelin’ frisky!

Moonbatting Average

That’s odd. She’s really hot but also looks a little like a young Leo in drag

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why can’t we have both?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jests taking a page from the Pats playbook?

Doktor Zymm

TL;DR

SWEET DREAM YOU FUCKERS

Sill Bimmons

“Breakin'” outgrossed “Sixteen Candles” on their shared opening weekend.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Phil Sims is a stain

Doktor Zymm

Empanadas : Eaten. Delicious.
Me : Over .08% fine Scotch in the bloodstream.
Sleep : A thing I will do soon.
Jets : 10 is the loneliest number , because Kenbrell Thompkins has 1 yard this game
Bills : 29 can be as bad as 10, Karlos Williams is the lonliest player since the number 10
EMSJB : Doesn’t spell shit.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Forward. Ball goes forward

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

MOAR KITTY PETS

Sill Bimmons

THESE JETS BACKS I CALL THEM ELECTRO ROCK BECAUSE THEY KEEP BREAKIN’

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Best takle the Jests have had tonight

entropy

Apparently the Jets do better tonight the les I pay attention. New Joe Lansdale novel, here I come.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I see the this this* shut up

Moonbatting Average

I looked it up: Chan Gailey is only 63? I would have guessed well over 70

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He hacked in and changed his age.

HACKED!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got a Alexa Davalos pic. I am just gonna watch Chronicles of Riddick again, this this is a waste of time at best