On a super lousy shitty type day there was some quality distractification going on in last night’s open thread. My thanks to all those who took part. It was badly needed. Hey!-speaking of distractification…
GB @ Det: Here be two teams struggling in their own respective ways to get to 8-8. Neither will get there. Rodgers has done the gentle call-out to his receivers, saying “We’re not on the same page”. Apparently the Packers WR’s are on page 634 of Infinite Jest and Aaron is perusing GQ “for the articles!”. Over the last three games QB Stafford has been playing like a guy that was drafted really high and is expected to lift an entire franchise out of the doldrums. His new “No more gravyshakes/whipped chocolate pizza/slaughterhouse tasting menu/raw dough and Miracle Whip smoothie/post-game athletic cup tequila shooters” diet is starting to pay dividends! If only we fans of the game were capable of such discipline… The new OC The Jim Bob has worked wonders with the rushing game. Did you know that since he grabbed the reins the Lions have averaged 18 more yards per game in that category? I hope you were sitting down when I socked you with that knowledge. Who’d a thunk that was the difference between stinking and winning? Statisticians at ESPN, that’s who.
Browns and Lions fans really need to form a support group. I mean, shit, that’s fucked up.
I live in Los Angeles where we still *thankfully* don’t have a pro football team. (not counting USC, of course)
So how many players families die by martha Ford’s order in front of them?
At least four people catch a bullet in their bubblegoose.
First the Jewish ones.
Had to go on Twitter for a replay. Damn; getting blown out would’ve been much, much better.
I finally got home late enough to finish a TNF game and I am gifted this…
GOOD LORD I SHOULD WORK LATE MORE OFTEN
Hey, I did make up a game on sunrise as a result of that play in the DFO contest!
That was ridiculous. I am glad I didn’t have cable to see that live.
I love that Richard Rogers just shows up in front like he’s photobombing the play.
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif
Too soon?
Too late. It fucking happened
Gratuitous Simpsons References league
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That was a fucking bomb.
Even in Gamecast arrows that looked crushing. Godammit.
Rodgers gets weak facial, delivers big blow
Clearly Olivia’s fault
“I got facemasked there.”
No, his thumb grazed your facemask and you turtled and got a call. Congratulations. Fuck off.
He has been taking acting lessons from Olivia Minn, apparently.
That may be the most Lions thing ever.
Three days after Peak Factory. Unpossible.
That was not very cromulent.
If something can top that, not sure I want to see it.
I’ll try my best, but I’ll need a good party, several ladies, and copious amounts of alcohol.
I think we saw it when the Seahawks did the same thing to the Packers; that one was worse because it was such a bad call.
DETROIT VS CLEVELAND: WHO IS SADDER?
It is a tie.
C’MON METEOR!
Trick question- neither one is capable of winning
Holy. Mother. Fuck.
You gotta head out of that stadium tonight… and you’re still in Detroit.
Let that sink in.
Things Green Bay can suck :
Aaron Rodgers is listening.
Holy shit, that was really awful goddamned defense.
Who has 2 thumbs and started Richard Rodgers tonight?
THIS GUY!
Me too! My Gronk replacement!
huhdafuq
Call Cleveland, there’s some competition for sadness production
Only so much output. When demand for sadness rises, you must open new factories.
Oh, Cleveland is Detroit,
Touchdown Seahawks.
You’ve been Caldwell’ed! Meow
So let it be written, so let it be done.
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/yul_brenner_jpg-magnum.jpg
Cleveland: At least we’re not Detroit!
We’re not Detroit!
Spread covered!!!!
Woo!
You know what that play really needs?
A flag for illegal formation.
CONDITION: PEAK DETROIT
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
bhahahahahahahahahah
I COVERED!
Fuck you Detroit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8
Shiiiiiiiiit.
Oh Lions.
Wowowoeowowowozjdbskdjjf
And Detroit is going for a Cleveland Special
Industrial espionage!
Tonight sucked.
Yeah, I suddenly got exiled to PhoneLand, too
Sweet Jebus, Loins.
Oh holy shit.
DEFCON LIONS
Haha! Fraggggggggg
‘That was a great no call’
Blow it out your ass Mike, that’s classic pass interference.
BEERGH is displeased….
I know it’s the end of the game and all, but how do you not throw that flag?
Dix blocking your Cobb? Call 2-800-HAHA
uhhhh, there will be no FG attempt
ROAR. OR whatever sound lions actually make.
PHEEL was high on bath salts.
Was?