AP’s “More NFC East Action Than You Can Shake A Stick At!” Open Thread

Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]

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The Maestro

I am enjoying all these camera closeups on DJax right now, though.

Gratliff

SO MANY MeShawn Jackson comments tomorrow

Seriously what a dumb motherfucker.
http://i.imgur.com/BMySPzr.gif

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT had forgotten that

TheJonesest

So DJAX has the “honor” of single-handedly costing his team the win against Dallas…twice?

Recovery Whiskey

That was dumb

Gratliff

BURN IT DOWN, SLURS FANS

King Hippo

Imagine how hard it’s gonna be for Drunk Possum Dok to fall asleep now!

WCS

Dallas fumble, Dallas interception, Dallas missed field goal, Dallas safety?

WHO YA GOT

Moonbatting Average

I cannot wait to see how Dallas fucks this up

King Hippo

BY RUNNING OUT OF BOUNDS!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Miiiiiiss it

Brick Meathook
Old School Zero

Uh…

The Maestro

Yeah, I think we’re gonna have to scrub this one, unfortunately.

Brick Meathook

Do as you need but I believe this is R-Rated cheesecake and does not appeal to prurient instincts.

Brick Meathook

I accept your judgement. I shall not err again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bad Brick

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I see London
I see France
I see the US 43rd president.

makeitsnowondem

Every time lady snow sits down to watch a game with me, some dumb shit happens. She just sat down to watch this one.

King Hippo

tell her we all love her

makeitsnowondem

she knows

Old School Zero

NSZ sends his regards.

I won’t transcribe it, though.

Senor Weaselo

So… shank?

Gratliff

EAGLES WIN THE SUPERBOWL

litre_cola

YEAAHHHHHHHHH

Dumb motherfucker

Brick Meathook

HE’ RUNNING BACKWARDS

WCS

This game summarized in one play.

TheJonesest

So Turnovers are winning this game.

Old School Zero

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Brocky

WTF Jackson

The Maestro

HAHAHAHAHAHA DESEAN JACKSON FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUCKS

Col. Duke LaCross

Holy shit! What an idiot!

King Hippo

THERE’S OUR PAYOFF FOR STAYING AWAKE!!!!

litre_cola

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

litre_cola

This game is one big bag of suck. I can’t stop watching.

Old School Zero

dawww, I wanted a tie.

Gratliff

FUCK EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKING COVERS ON COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR

Sill Bimmons

If you haven’t been paying attention, this game is still better than Jedi and the prequels combined.

If you don’t think this is the best scene in the whole of Star Wars I’m afraid I can’t help you:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/5c/Obiwanvaderanhduel.png/revision/latest?cb=20130314001347

Senor Weaselo

Whoa, let’s not be hasty, Jedi too?

Brocky

Jedi doesn’t deserve it’s bad rap. Take away the later edits, you have a really cool sequence on tatooine, and arguably a better light Saber fight

Col. Duke LaCross

Why did Ben call Vader “Darth?” It’s his title, not his name. And why didn’t George choose to “fix” that?

“Only a master of evil, Darth.”

Senor Weaselo

On further review, it’s a safety.

Sill Bimmons

Fuck Ufford:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

I bet Dok is still watching, just playing possum.

Senor Weaselo

Drunk, drunk possum.

JustStopDude

I’m out…gonna pass out on the couch…Need to take the edge off…starting to see bugs crawling up the wall, which is usually a good side to chill out.

Yall be safe fools!

Sill Bimmons

AFTER CLOUD CITY YALL MUSTA BEEN LIKE WOOHOO FUCKIN A WERE ON TO ANOTHER CRAZY AWESOME FUCKING WORLD BUT THEN WERE SOMEHOW BACK TO TATTOOINE IMMEDIATELY AND WERE LIKE HEY MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED LIKE LANDO AND LEIA BOTH TOTALLY BEING THERE TO RECSUE HAN IN DISGUISE WITHOUT A SCINTILLA OF PLOT DIRECTING THEM BUT INSTEAD NOTHING HAPPENED UNTIL LUKE AND THE DROIDS SHOW UP BECAUSE FUCKING LUCAS ET&C ET&C AND THEN THERES THIS

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-88y8dAjxiO0/UtuHQGalj1I/AAAAAAAAAgo/WNOJJekc0kQ/s1600/Yowza_Jedi_Rocks.png

Senor Weaselo

We are actually playing the music of John Williams this week. I got Indy’s hat and whip and a lightsaber on Amazon.

Senor Weaselo

So from the 2 minutes I’ve seen of this game, both teams should be executed afterwards.

Brick Meathook

THESE GUYS ARE NOT EVEN TRYING

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Would you want to have to work a whole extra week to get your ass handed to you by the SeaTruthers?

JustStopDude

That reminds me…I got to call my mom…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NICE!

-BB

Old School Zero

Dear Santa and/or Satan,

All we want for the holidays is a tie in this game. Thanks, and we’ll leave out the good hard liquor when you stop by.

Signed,

DFO

King Hippo

Nein-nein would be PERFECT

Brick Meathook

FIELD GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The Maestro

The Washington Trumps: more or less offensive than the current name??

JustStopDude

A la mierda esa perra !!!

JustStopDude

And we are going to over time!!!!

Cause there is zero chance anyone scores in four minutes…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Miss it!

WCS

But of course.

JustStopDude

Amazing catch…

But that was NOT a double move…

Even my drunk and high ass could tell that…

Moonbatting Average

Last year that wasn’t a catch

WCS

What’s this “offense” you’re talking about?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s the Washington football team’s name

The Maestro

Man, we’re totally gonna get shut down once Trump gets elected. Might as well enjoy ourselves until then, I guess.

Old School Zero

Yeah. Too many Canadians in these parts. He’ll make us build a wall.

King Hippo

Oh come on now. We don’t have a majority of the electorate willing to elect an ignoramus fascist. 47-48%, TOPS.

Wait, that’s not so re-assuring once I think about it…

Old School Zero

Depending on voter turnout…

King Hippo

I truly think 47-48% is his perfect storm. The median outcome is such a disaster for the GOP that they lose the Congress with him leading the ticket.

Moonbatting Average

Most of my whiteheads have been unlucky

WCS

This 30 For 30 does look intriguing.

Spur

Bills were a soft team.

King Hippo

Not sure how I would feel about this if I were a Buffalo fan. But my DVR is set. They really were kind of boned by the pre-salcap era.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well that fucked my cover bet.