Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]
I am enjoying all these camera closeups on DJax right now, though.
SO MANY MeShawn Jackson comments tomorrow
Seriously what a dumb motherfucker.
http://i.imgur.com/BMySPzr.gif
HOLY SHIT had forgotten that
So DJAX has the “honor” of single-handedly costing his team the win against Dallas…twice?
That was dumb
BURN IT DOWN, SLURS FANS
Imagine how hard it’s gonna be for Drunk Possum Dok to fall asleep now!
Dallas fumble, Dallas interception, Dallas missed field goal, Dallas safety?
WHO YA GOT
I cannot wait to see how Dallas fucks this up
BY RUNNING OUT OF BOUNDS!
Miiiiiiss it
RUSS MEYER
http://i.imgur.com/aRf1Qd6.jp
nsfw
Uh…
Yeah, I think we’re gonna have to scrub this one, unfortunately.
Do as you need but I believe this is R-Rated cheesecake and does not appeal to prurient instincts.
I accept your judgement. I shall not err again.
Bad Brick
I see London
I see France
I see the US 43rd president.
Every time lady snow sits down to watch a game with me, some dumb shit happens. She just sat down to watch this one.
tell her we all love her
she knows
NSZ sends his regards.
I won’t transcribe it, though.
So… shank?
EAGLES WIN THE SUPERBOWL
YEAAHHHHHHHHH
Dumb motherfucker
HE’ RUNNING BACKWARDS
This game summarized in one play.
So Turnovers are winning this game.
WTF Jackson
HAHAHAHAHAHA DESEAN JACKSON FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUCKS
Holy shit! What an idiot!
THERE’S OUR PAYOFF FOR STAYING AWAKE!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This game is one big bag of suck. I can’t stop watching.
dawww, I wanted a tie.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/12/02/girls_to_smile.gif
FUCK EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKING COVERS ON COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR
If you haven’t been paying attention, this game is still better than Jedi and the prequels combined.
If you don’t think this is the best scene in the whole of Star Wars I’m afraid I can’t help you:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/5c/Obiwanvaderanhduel.png/revision/latest?cb=20130314001347
Whoa, let’s not be hasty, Jedi too?
Jedi doesn’t deserve it’s bad rap. Take away the later edits, you have a really cool sequence on tatooine, and arguably a better light Saber fight
Why did Ben call Vader “Darth?” It’s his title, not his name. And why didn’t George choose to “fix” that?
“Only a master of evil, Darth.”
On further review, it’s a safety.
Fuck Ufford:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/12/02/trump6.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwbg72hxZ1rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
Russ?
Eve Meyer.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a8900044c9cae7d07e728de06f053a55/tumblr_nf52inClsI1roueslo1_1280.jpg
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2013/11/06/custer_finger_indian.gif
I bet Dok is still watching, just playing possum.
Drunk, drunk possum.
I’m out…gonna pass out on the couch…Need to take the edge off…starting to see bugs crawling up the wall, which is usually a good side to chill out.
Yall be safe fools!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/728e1b32af54c03ebe364f83a2c4d595/tumblr_ny8hsuestk1ro0onuo1_1280.jpg
AFTER CLOUD CITY YALL MUSTA BEEN LIKE WOOHOO FUCKIN A WERE ON TO ANOTHER CRAZY AWESOME FUCKING WORLD BUT THEN WERE SOMEHOW BACK TO TATTOOINE IMMEDIATELY AND WERE LIKE HEY MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED LIKE LANDO AND LEIA BOTH TOTALLY BEING THERE TO RECSUE HAN IN DISGUISE WITHOUT A SCINTILLA OF PLOT DIRECTING THEM BUT INSTEAD NOTHING HAPPENED UNTIL LUKE AND THE DROIDS SHOW UP BECAUSE FUCKING LUCAS ET&C ET&C AND THEN THERES THIS
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-88y8dAjxiO0/UtuHQGalj1I/AAAAAAAAAgo/WNOJJekc0kQ/s1600/Yowza_Jedi_Rocks.png
We are actually playing the music of John Williams this week. I got Indy’s hat and whip and a lightsaber on Amazon.
So from the 2 minutes I’ve seen of this game, both teams should be executed afterwards.
THESE GUYS ARE NOT EVEN TRYING
http://41.media.tumblr.com/21406d9f9579c7d86eb9077cdcfbcb9a/tumblr_ntk85kOOY51rv91n5o3_1280.jpg
hard work
Would you want to have to work a whole extra week to get your ass handed to you by the SeaTruthers?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/70389ff11a644f4d786ebc21428d27e3/tumblr_nxyu26z8eq1uxsuyio1_500.gif
That reminds me…I got to call my mom…
NICE!
-BB
Dear Santa and/or Satan,
All we want for the holidays is a tie in this game. Thanks, and we’ll leave out the good hard liquor when you stop by.
Signed,
DFO
Nein-nein would be PERFECT
FIELD GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
The Washington Trumps: more or less offensive than the current name??
A la mierda esa perra !!!
And we are going to over time!!!!
Cause there is zero chance anyone scores in four minutes…
Miss it!
But of course.
Amazing catch…
But that was NOT a double move…
Even my drunk and high ass could tell that…
Last year that wasn’t a catch
What’s this “offense” you’re talking about?
It’s the Washington football team’s name
Man, we’re totally gonna get shut down once Trump gets elected. Might as well enjoy ourselves until then, I guess.
Yeah. Too many Canadians in these parts. He’ll make us build a wall.
Oh come on now. We don’t have a majority of the electorate willing to elect an ignoramus fascist. 47-48%, TOPS.
Wait, that’s not so re-assuring once I think about it…
Depending on voter turnout…
I truly think 47-48% is his perfect storm. The median outcome is such a disaster for the GOP that they lose the Congress with him leading the ticket.
Most of my whiteheads have been unlucky
This 30 For 30 does look intriguing.
Bills were a soft team.
Not sure how I would feel about this if I were a Buffalo fan. But my DVR is set. They really were kind of boned by the pre-salcap era.
Well that fucked my cover bet.