Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That’s what I thought. Between that and Hippo’s excellent breakdown of the game I’ve nothing to say about that end of things but I would like to share with you some “behind the scenes” tidbits about this very site that I think you might be interested in. I’m not going to name names…just yet.
Way back in 2007 the founder of this site, a grizzled, PTSD-wracked veteran of 3 tours of the second invasion of Iraq (anyone that has a beef with this version of events can take it up with me in the boardroom tomorrow morning) decided that there should be a new-ish football site. With a ton of moxy and just one good arm he created “Abandon Hope All Ye Football Fans That Enter”. That site was a disaster. I mean, it was right there in the title. Who the hell would want to join? Years later, after his extended recuperation at the St. Tunison Sanitarium For The Hopeless he decided to give it one more go.
It was a super-tough haul, putting this site together with nothing more than used scotch tape and pigeon feathers but he got the damn thing to work. But would Door Flies Open fly? A number of lawyers flocked to the site but it was immediately apparent that as a result, the site lacked “any sense of a moral compass”, according to internet pundits. At that point the site was opened up to almost everyone. Normal people came to the site in the dozens-including yours truly.
What followed was a ton of hard work. Night after night, huddled together in a dumpster underneath a single street lamp, we batted around the questions. “How can we take this site to the next level?” and “Is no one going to throw some pizza crusts in here?-I’m hungry!” and “Could you please not urinate on my pizza crust?”. We learned a lot about each other. Who knew that someone could be triggered by two exclamation marks but not one or three? And the hygiene, OH, THE PERSONAL HYGIENE!
So here we are now. We’ve morphed into a mid-major behemoth of a football-specific website that is bound to knock off a #2 or #3 ranked site as soon as we’re allowed back into the tourney. “Ongoing Pattern of Irregular Prescriptions”, my ass. The Internet is clearly out to get “The Little Site That Could”. We’ll survive and thrive…and maybe, just maybe, I can finally get that $12 Toys R Us coupon I was promised at the outset…
Peyton Manning, the oldest starting robot in Super Bowl history. Heres a pic with him next to Eli.
The Black Hole was awesome.
You and yer friends is doomed
This is one of my favoriteist of favorites of ever
“Willem Dafoe in a skirt? /cums” –Lars Von Trier
-Troy Duffy
http://45.media.tumblr.com/ab2ee9ac287c03c0985c7bba24c94c82/tumblr_nev64eImwi1risnpuo1_1280.gif
that’s a fine comment
Ok that avocado commercial was strange but it worked?
Oddly so.
Are you guys seeing this Willem Dafoe/Marylin Monroe commercial? WTF?
So Denver scores on it’s opening drive. I knew Cam Newton would choke!!!
Imma bout to make some thick ass calzones with fresh mozzarella, pepperoni, hot Italian sausage, and diced garlic. I’m pairing it with Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrell Stout and a twax joint that’s 42% thc. AND the sun is shining.
It’s all coming up Pirate. It’s a god damn good day to be alive.
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard#
Aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh
I will take it. Good horsey work. Once Hillman came in and ran right into the lineman’s ass, 3 was the best case scenario. -6 was the woulda/coulda/shoulda
Okay good
I can watch the CBS feed with Pheel and Jim in SD, or the international feed with a different pair of shitty announcers in HD. Hmmm….
International FEED!
Field goal. As expected. Too bad there wasn’t a prop bet where the first Denver drive would end in a FG.
McManus
Shutout, averted
That should have been a pick six.
indeed
I’m all in for a shootout.
Near heart attack #1
Yeah, that almost went the other way in hurry.
Hey look, as part of the 50th SB celebration, the ’95 Panthers’ D showed up.
Really Pheeel?
Peyton is looking like a rookie Kyle Orton in both arm strength and accuracy. And even with the strength of his Jack Daniels drunk he lost to the Panthers in the playoffs that year. So while they are moving down the field I am assuming they will eventually fail.
Is the main camera work/angle a little wonky or am i not drunk enough yet?
A little Column A, a little Column B
CJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJ!!!!!
Momentum: Denver
CASTIGO!
The BBC coverage has commentary that’s somehow WORSE than nantz/simms
Seriously?
Didn’t think it was possible. Had to find a stream of the CBS coverage.
Baby spice and one direction
BUBBA did a good?
Let’s party people
If my Fitbit weren’t out of batteries it would record tens of thousands of steps of pacing over the next 3 hours
HAIL BEERGH!
I’m just here for light snacks and Coldplay.
That is nawt how I read it at first.
ESPN Deportes feed is great!
This is fine. I’m fine.
Breath
We’re fine
My TV’s not widescreen enough to show the personnel grouping.
I can’t hear the name Graham Gano without remember how he just spontaneously got horrible injuries when he was on the Skins. And now he’s on a Super Bowl team. Just goes to show, playing for DC sucks, even if you’re only on special teams.
All I can think of is this:
http://www.photonics.com/images/Web/Articles/2010/7/26/GaryGnu.jpg
At least Pey-Pey didn’t flub the snap. He has a bad history concerning that.
BETTER START THAN LAST TIME
Things looking up for you, Hippo.
Dreaming about FG range!
Nice goddamned block!!!
Well, at least that snap didn’t go over his head.
And it was snapped on the proper count!
Snake Dick sighting!
Welp, anyone have high-snap safety this year?
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY STARTED
Oh shit…I totally forgot there was going to be a game today…
HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION FOR BLEERGH
http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Alec-Baldwin-Glengarry-Glen-Ross.jpg
I wish I could get ESPN Deportes.
SAP button?
OH GOD THERE ARE BREESUS
I just want to live in a world where Pey-pey has fewer rings than his dipshit brother.
And I am not willing to sit through another Giants Superbowl victory.
So come on Panthers!!!
Clete with the thumb discipline
So the girl that my daughter brought over, ostentatiosly to possibly set me up, is hot as fuck.
I may be busy later.
Woo Superb Owl!
I’d tell your daughter great hustle, but, um…
Nice work, yeah daughter.
OK, fuck the game.
I wish to hear more about this “Jerry Springer” moment.
PICS OR IT
Oh nevermind. Have fun!
STFU AND KICK THE DAMN BALL OFF ALREADY!
No post coin toss analysis?
I feel cheated.